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I'm quite literally dying of laughter bc of Tadgh's prank on Shan and Johnny.

The JoeyAoife chapter confirmed that the Joey Lynch shaped hole in my heart is still there.

Hugh. Andrew. Biggs. What the fuck, man? I'm gonna throw up. Just because we're not in love with Katie, it doesn't mean we cheat on her with Lizzie who we are in love with

I'm only reading the BOT chapters, so this percent count isn't actually important but sush.

"You're the only person who makes it stop. The noise in my head."

Oh Clibsie, my babies, how much I love you.

⚠️SPOILER⚠️ (Mainly spoiler for Emma since she's the one reading the series)

"I'm seventeen now. But I was seven when you raped me."

FUCK MY LIFE I'M GONNA KMSSSSS

Your honor I'm in love with them

"It's a lot easier to believe in God when you haven't been faced with a reason not to."

Oh Lizzie, no one gets you like I get you

I feel like it is so obvious that Chloe only wrote this book to get the Hizzie train moving, and that makes me so sad because Clibsie is so cute and the literal definition of childhood sweetheart soulmates. (And this is not hate to Hizzie, they're also really cutie)

No because how is possible that my heart is already broken only 52 pages in? They're so cute, so compatible, so in love, and yet he is so sad inside 😔💔

"I wasn't sure what I felt anymore, didn't know and couldn't tell what was real and what was synthesized."

Joey Lynch feels like a mirror staring back at me with a knife

"Queen of Hearts"

Wrap it the fuck up because I am SOBBING right now and Lightning Crashes playing in the back is NOT helping.

Idk how much longer I can keep going without dying

"It had to be depression, right? Wanting to die wasn't something an eighteen-year-old fantasized about."

Joey Lynch I feel you so deeply in my bones.

"That Mazzy Star song Molloy played on a loop. With my eyes rolling back in my head, and my legs twitching sporadically, I lay on my side, trying to focus on the needle in my arm."

I'm gonna throw up.

No because the way my heart physically fucking ACHES for them everytime I turn the page needs to be studied. I feel Joey Lynch so deeply in my soul that it feels like he used a blunt spoon to carve a hole into the deepest parts of my heart and nestled himself in there so we could share our pain.

Oh I'm not hungry! No thank you, actually I think I'm about to profusely throw up! Wanna know why? I'll tell you why, he relapsed. PAIN. To top it all off, Kev decided to be bitch and tell everyone about the baby before Joe even knew he was gonna be a father. Onto part 5! Just kidding, I'm gonna go die now!

Oh and now Shan is the one helping him realize he was sa'd! How about I go die in a hole?

"What if his, you know, is too big? What if it doesn't fit in, um, well, you know?"
"It fits. It always fits."
"But how?"
"Magic."

Oh Joey Lynch how much I love you, you're hilarious 😭

No. No. No. No cuz wtf. No cuz I think I'm gonna throw up. I think I'm gonna go lay down with Joey in oncoming traffic bc wtf bro. No I don't think you understand, I think I'm the one who needs to go get my meds from downstairs instead of Joey because I'm officially insane. No what the fuck. No.

No. No. No. No cuz wtf. No cuz I think I'm gonna throw up. I think I'm gonna go lay down with Joey in oncoming traffic bc wtf bro. No I don't think you understand, I think I'm the one who needs to go get my meds from downstairs instead of Joey because I'm officially insane. No what the fuck. No.

Aoife, pookie bear, how are you surprised you're pregnant if you and Joe be freaking every single day 😭😭

Anyways, with that aside, I think I'm going insane!

I am so not mentally stable for this

Once I took your medication to know what it's like, but it's Aoife taking a drag of a joint to see how Joe would react.

"You don't own me." "Well, that's bad fucking luck on my account, because you sure as shit own me!" "Why would you say that to me?" "Because it's the truth." "Since when?" "Since I was twelve."
SINCE HE WAS TWELVE. I REPEAT, TWELVE. OH MY GOD MY HEART ACHES FOR THEM. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

"Like two weird little unicorn magnets drawn to each other."
AWWWW ClaireGibs, my babies! Seriously, if someone were to describe my bf and I like that, I would explode from happiness.

ClaireGibsie AND LizHugh all in one chapter? Oh just kill me because I am NAWT okay.

"He went upstairs with some psh girl with a huge rack."
The fact that I knew right away this was Bella. Like bro get the fuck away from Alec pls. And Alec, Bella is Devil Pussy while Casey is Devil Tits. You like Devil Tits, you hear me? Get away from that stupid bitch Bella.

I'm depressed

"She's certainly the reason I've become so good at hiding it."
So what you're telling me, Joe, is that you haven't actually been clean?