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I thought reading was supposed to be fun 😭😭😭

I’m onto book 3 behaving like a fucking truffle pig who just found the goods 🐽🐽🐽

I fucking disgust myself with how fast I read a book I’m 110% into. It’ll be over before I know it. I’m a greedy little piggy for this series. Oink oink.

Watch this series become my entire fucking personality 🥴🤤

My god this one’s got me giddy hehehehehehe

This is so inconsistent 😂😂 the butler is legit blind but she’s watching the avengers with him and he’s “pointing out” characters. THOUGHT HE WAS BLIND 😂😂

Update - his real name ain’t any fucking better. I’m struggling to get horny for some of these fantasy male names ladies.

You cannot fucking tell me I’m about to be lusting after a dude called TARANTULA. like a fucking spider. Nah bro. But also, I’m sat.

Honestly, Diem has done nothing but piss me off so far. Surely her being insufferable can’t last THIS long 🥺🥴

A 28 year age gap??? Girls, im sat 💅🏼

I forgot what a DELICIOUS slow burn this is. If I was Diem the trope would be “insta love” because I would go feral for Luther Corbois on day fucking one 🫠🥵

I can tell I’m ovulating because I read the trigger warnings and went “oooh, the menu 🤌🏼”

A standalone?? An enemies to lovers??? FAKE DATING??? Girls, I’m sat.

Am I really reading a nearly 950 page book on Richard the third and the wars of the roses? Yes. Yes I am.

I feel insane reading the exact same story but from the dudes POV but it’s been a LONG time since I’ve read a romantasy that has had me so giddy. Eeeeeek

So glad I’m re-reading this. I literally have no memory of this book other than the fact they were banned from land 😂

I don’t like to yuck someone’s yum. BUT BEING PISSED ON. No thanks 🤢🤢

I’m salivating

I won’t rest until they fuck.

It’s giving “female rage” and I’m lowkey into it

The fact the FMC and MMC are separated is driving me bonkers

If this remains at its current pace; it has the potential to be a 5 star read and my entire personality. I’m nervous now

This book is confirming what I already suspected… men are TRASH!

Girls literally been a slave and starved and then she’s kidnapped by a hot fae king and she’s like “oh no, a beautiful king has kidnapped me and is giving me lavish gifts and food. I HATE IT HERE”

Girl pls. I’d be sucking dick day one.

This is such a typical “romantasy”. I’m giddy 😂😍

The plot sorta makes sense to me, does this mean I’m a scientist?!

Y’all. This girl is basically in a DV relationship but I’m HOOKED. nobody look at me.

I know it’s a novel but there’s way too much dialogue between a bunch of people who are “hiding” in a club from a killer….

I understand this is a “school” but I think the author forgot their actually adults. One character got “grounded” all summer…. She’s 21.

This FMC has referred to a baby as being “boring as fuck” and I’ve honestly never felt more seen.