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Why are all my library holds becoming available at the same time 🥲

Wild shit.

"He felt her there, he saw her without opening his eyes, her hair burnt by chemicals to a brittle straw, her eyes with a kind of cataract unseen but suspect far behind the pupils, the reddened pouting lips, the body as thin as a praying mantis from dieting, and her flesh like white bacon."

Read her to filth, honey.

If you're in the process of being chased by your enemies, why would you set up a tent on open land and fuck for hours lol. Listen, great fucking but stupid situation lol.

"He looked at me as though he were some fabulous croquette--and he is ugly, ugly, he has a body just like sour milk!"

Dead.

I hate everyone.

My favorite werewolf transformation scene by far.

What in Roger Rabbit is happening?