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Photos of dead bodies in the paper hey 🤔

Not sure if I can deal with much more of this writing style.

*snort* hagface

Yeah so the kindred are morons

I genuinely feel like i am living in topsy turvy land because I am the only person who likes Diem and doesn't like Luther

"For it was music between their souls. Always had been. And his voice was her favourite melody"

Idk but it feels like Cassian might be cooked in the next book

If your character asks 10 questions without pause, you don't have to observe in the next paragraph that they are peppering someone with questions. We saw it happen, so we know...

I know a Joss Whedon take down when I see one.

Thank you Juno for confirming that How Soon Is Now is in fact the vibe here

The world in this is insanely good though like what

I don't know, you guys. So far it's not a winner.

Ew Kaan

I mean I get it, they're old

I forgot how many dumb decisions they make

So Nesta and Elain are basically the human government of Prythian

"I know I'm as likely as any of you to be the one who slips up here" - says Queen Blunder, who has been responsible for every slip up and bad decision yet.

"I'm the creature from your nightmares they wield like a weapon"

Wtf does that even mean

Classic Game of Thrones

Maybe a little tired of hearing about Torj's cock hardening. That's at least the third time. Surely there are other ways to communicate that a guy is into a girl?

It's not lost on me that one of my biggest complaints about book one was that it was a lot of boring travel, and so far book 2 is two POVs who have done nothing but travel 🫠

So Effy is an insufferable racist I guess?

I just don't know if I ever want to see the word "unalived" in my fantasy books, even if it is portal fantasy.

I don't think this story within a story is for me

Just Lucien admiring Feyre's balls

Feyre is terrible lol

What the actual fuck

So when I say that enemies to lovers is overdone and over-rated it is only because nobody does it properly like this

Drink every time sin or sinful is mentioned (and die probably)

This book feels like peak early millennial nostalgia

At this point I would call this a romantasy GoT retelling.