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Maybe a little tired of hearing about Torj's cock hardening. That's at least the third time. Surely there are other ways to communicate that a guy is into a girl?

It's not lost on me that one of my biggest complaints about book one was that it was a lot of boring travel, and so far book 2 is two POVs who have done nothing but travel 🫠

So Effy is an insufferable racist I guess?

I just don't know if I ever want to see the word "unalived" in my fantasy books, even if it is portal fantasy.

I don't think this story within a story is for me

Just Lucien admiring Feyre's balls

Feyre is terrible lol

What the actual fuck

So when I say that enemies to lovers is overdone and over-rated it is only because nobody does it properly like this

Drink every time sin or sinful is mentioned (and die probably)

This book feels like peak early millennial nostalgia

At this point I would call this a romantasy GoT retelling.

Ooooh the dothraki are here

Hello again Cerse- I mean Signe

Someone really should have warned me that this would be pages upon pages of descriptions of weapons.

So far, this screams Caraval

Already such a level up from book 1

In the immortal words of Tracy Jordan- banter!

Ok yes, this does seem good.

If Maria dies we riot

Hey Bloomsbury, the formatting on these e-books is terrible. Just saying.

I keep misreading the word Cutmouth 🙊

I fear I am in overhyped territory

It is giving Galadriel

He did not Bye Felicia

The way i know this is good but still have to drag myself through it 😭 sci fi really isn't for me

It's possible I am only here for Sevro's sass.

They're 16 going on 68

Stressed

That thrill when you see the early signs of a 5 star banger