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IM GETTING EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH

"you feed my demons"
"you created mine"

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

i am a sucker for a grumpy x sunshine romance, throw in an age gap and i'm a slut

I have found that in greek mythology no one is good or very likeable

"for a fairy boy who dreams of nice men and sappy romance, you sure like it rough"
"for a homophobic man, you sure like groping me. Are you sure you aren't a fairy too?"

I'm giggling - this book is terrible but i'm also loving it

Disclaimer - let's blame this one on jess xx

"you're a nightmare"
"your nightmare"
"i hate you"
"i don't"
"you're fucking wild"
"about you"
UGHHHH I love Nikolais crazy ass - I love everyone in this series and it cannot be helped

"you don't even know me"
"I know you're mine."
YUP THAT'LL DO IT

'i've already grap3d her, what's this going to do? she already hates me' - EXCUSE ME SIR????
Nope. immediate nope.

RENZO SUPREMACY

"do you want to die, Lilith?"
"All the fucking time"
Mood babe

I'm so invested already

AHH. I'm sat.

"It was obvious: I, Arabellla Alis Egan, rightfully ruler of the seat of death and wanted monarch of the far realm, was absolutely fucked."

Yeah babe I could've told you that xx
screaming and giggling

I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF XERXES !

Also Cobra need to calm down with the 'My kitten' business. Dude she's a literal sabre tooth tiger ?! not a kitten.

"I, Mikhail Volkov. Head of the family. Ruthless killer. Am down on my knees, salivating over my wife to the point I am willing to bark for her"

HEHE DAMN RIGHT

this man has an obsession with her ankles...

"no one in this rebellion will follow you, none of them will bow"
"your son already bows for me"
YES MA'AM HE DOES

THE MOUTH ON THIS MAN

"The rest of the kingdom will fall to their knees before you, Verena. But please allow me to be the first" AHHHHH. THIS. MANNN.
Immediate swoon from book 1. The epitome of touch her and die UGH.

AHH HEHEHE

Why am I swooning already? He had me giggling from page 1.

Something about a psychopath murdering people but smirking at you while doing it, then proceeding to kidnap you just makes me giggle. ITS OKAY GUYS IM GOING BACK TO THERAPY SOON XX

I sob.

I'm sorry why is Orpheus so damn sad and wholesome. Am I deranged ?

"A flare of excitement was lit in his belly, hoping if he continued making things for her, do things for her, she would grow to like him" OH LONELY DEMON stop it rn

"He hoped one day she would allow him to be seated next to her and allow him to gaze at her while they did this. I wanted to lay my head in her lap"

"please, tell me what to do. Do you want me to kill him? Done. I'll bring you his heart"
We LOVE a man who grovels

He drugged her so she'd marry him ? why am i giggling