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So in Chapter 1 we learn that there are likely 50 references to grey in this book. The lead guy is Christian Grey, he owns a grey building, wears a grey suit and...has grey eyes. Is his dick grey? Does he own a grey dog? Maybe like Earl Grey tea? Any greyer and my vomit might be grey by association. Also, my sister's recent report that this book is "boring as fuck" means I won't be picking it back up anytime soon.

He's pretty much as witty as ever although I think I may prefer "Running with Scissors" since it's more more of a full-length biography and is, well, an absolutely insane read.

I had to put it down because it was giving me anxiety, but it's still brilliant. Hoping to pick it up again soon.

This is either the best book I've read or the worse. Nearly uncomparable, it seems to be about brillian people who are either already insane or becoming so amid themes of tennis, drugs, Quebec, obsessive/compulsive disorders and film. It's vivid, frenetic and disturbing and I have no idea where it's going. I think I might love it.

It's a written work of art. Jane Eyre is vivid, passionate, heart-breaking and amazine