Elizabeth > Status Update

So in Chapter 1 we learn that there are likely 50 references to grey in this book. The lead guy is Christian Grey, he owns a grey building, wears a grey suit and...has grey eyes. Is his dick grey? Does he own a grey dog? Maybe like Earl Grey tea? Any greyer and my vomit might be grey by association. Also, my sister's recent report that this book is "boring as fuck" means I won't be picking it back up anytime soon.