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Oh I am eating this up so far

As a British person, I cannot read the sentence “gunna go shag some balls” one more time and be serious about it, what does that even mean to an American please???

Ngl these long (slightly boring soz) chapters are killing me off, 43 pages of tiny font? Idk if I can manage this anymore

Omg I think I’m catching on to what might be happening and if it is happening my mind is yet again blown

Page 126 WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND

Do I know what’s going on? Not at all. Am I somehow still enjoying myself with these new people and information? You bet I am

Desperately trying not to judge a grown woman calling her father ‘daddy’

There is now way a grown, 30 year old man, just used the word delulu in his mind unironically

What do you MEAN DID SHE GET YOUR LETTERS

Hahahahah not the uno reverse card on the crowning omg

This is already pointing out the brain rot I have from constantly reading silly booktok books, some of these words don’t even look real😭🤣

Never in my life has a character enraged me enough to have me seriously consider DNF’ing this close to the end. Jason, get fucked

This might be a record for how quickly a book has me giggling, im having the best time already, pls let this save my slump

I am just hate finishing this atp

If you told me 8 months ago I’d be giggling and kicking my feet over Miller’s DAD I’d have laughed in your face

“What made me so desperate to be enough for him that I continued to bend and shrink myself into the box he wanted to put me in?”

Okay just peer into my soul and call me out why don’t you

150 pages left, everyone’s happy and together, and we’ve just had a 6 month time jump? Uh oh

Pacing myself through this is so hard I am so hooked already but I already don’t want it to end

Respectfully Rebecca, what the fuck, crying already

I don’t know what it is but this one is not hitting the same as the first I’m struggling so bad🫠

Deathly afraid of flying? Oh yeah let’s read a book where the main plot point is a plane crash, good idea Loz :)))

I don’t think I’ve ever read something where I’ve actually hated every single character and side character omg why is everyone so annoying? Deeply trying not to DNF this year, this is gunna be rough

A “who did this to you” moment already? Be still my weak heart

I’ve read almost half of this in half a day oh my god I think I’d allow Benedict to keep me as a mistress at this point

Sorry what even is going on I don’t think I’ve understood anything so far

OH MY GOD

I cannot explain how accurate I was when I predicted this 300 pages ago but I am still in shock I didn’t expect to actually get everything I guessed RIGHT!!!!?!?!?

This is one of the occasions where you make a guess so vast and out there that when it all happens you still don’t know how to process it at all oh I am now LOVING THIS

Something needs to happen pls this is a LOT of world building

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE A DEAL TOO

This was one of my most anticipated books for the second half of this year and I fear it’s not hitting like the others did I just don’t like Hannah at all😭I need something amazing to happen for the rest of it please

This is actually one of the most fun concepts I’ve read in such a long time that I too now wish to be haunted by a ghost of my Christmas past pls