Kate > Recent Status Updates

I’m coming to the cottage aka the SUMMER FUCKING PALACE LFGGG!!!! 🏃‍♀️💨

Marcus the mechanic 🫦

Patient X 🥴

I think I’ve read enough Rina to know how this will inevitably play out.

Not the white mask… I know it’s hockey, but Rina, babe, you just wrote HTV.

Pick another color.

Oh I’m gagged already. A FAIRY PRINCE 😭😭😭

3% in and I’m grinning like a fucking maniac.

I don’t even like Brexley that much, but this girl has shit taste in men. Imagine missing a man who quite literally never chose you.

AND she thirsts after another man who actively treats her like the dirt on his shoe.

Girl please, I’m begging you!! Stop this 😭😭😭

I feel like I’m on the wrong side of a love triangle ALREADY 😅

My face right now: 🫪🤯😦

broke my TBR only rule because @Laura told me this is a drop everything and read type of situation and I was in the pits of hell of a reading slump with all of these DNFs so here we are.

I will not DNF. I will not DNF. I WILL NOT DNF.

Me every time Dane calls her “baby girl”: 🫩🔫

FREE ME FROM MY TORTURE CHAMBER

Dane 🤝 WebMD

Vienna: 🫠😍🥵😮‍💨🏆

This is hell. Someone give me permission to do a back to back DNF, please 😭

I’m trying to persevere, but this is just painful.

Impressed by the bare minimum:

“How do you know that?”

“I Googled it.”

“You … you Googled it?” My heart melted.

😐

I feel like the spice just sucker punched me in the face… that literally came out of no where.

This book is crack.

My favorite thing about LJ is that she puts a book recap at the beginning 👏🏼 Why is this not the standard??

I GOT THE ARC!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

I can’t make this up… Google Translate:

Tone: Highly offensive, crude, and intensely objectifying 😭😭😭

Google Translate is getting WORKED today… 🫠

“Ya vyyebu vsyu lozh iz tebya.”

… someone send a medic I’m having a stroke 😦 🆘🚑

I’m having an out of body experience with this man 🫠

Yup, I’m a goner. Is it too soon to say Ronan is my favorite?

Nico, forgive me babe.

*insert Sabrina Carpenter waving and biting her finger*
Hi, Ronan 🫦

Kitten in English? 🤢
Kitten in Russian? 🥵

“You have such a handsome face. Does it get you everything you want?”

“Almost.”

This is going to hurt, isn’t it? 🙃

“I have an addictive personality.”

“Alcohol?” she asked. I gave my head a shake.

“Drugs?” Might’ve been easier.

“Women?” Woman.

Oh. I’m SAT 🪑

This man is so hot, oh my god.

I don’t even know what’s happening to me right now because I’ve never really been much of a mafia romance girly, but here I am panting like a dog for Nico Russo 🫠

I understand the Nico Russo hype.

SPOILER: This man just shot HIS OWN COUSIN for threatening her.

Mind you, they just met.