Kate’s Reviews > The Darkest Temptation > Status Update

I can’t make this up… Google Translate:

Tone: Highly offensive, crude, and intensely objectifying 😭😭😭

“Ya vyyebu vsyu lozh iz tebya.”

… someone send a medic I’m having a stroke 😦 🆘🚑

I’m having an out of body experience with this man 🫠

Yup, I’m a goner. Is it too soon to say Ronan is my favorite?

Nico, forgive me babe.

*insert Sabrina Carpenter waving and biting her finger*
Hi, Ronan 🫦

Kitten in English? 🤢
Kitten in Russian? 🥵