Status Update

Kate is 18% done

Yup, I’m a goner. Is it too soon to say Ronan is my favorite?

Nico, forgive me babe.

— May 25, 2026 04:33PM

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Kate’s Previous Updates

Kate is 57% done

I can’t make this up… Google Translate:

Tone: Highly offensive, crude, and intensely objectifying 😭😭😭

— May 26, 2026 06:58PM

Kate is 57% done

Google Translate is getting WORKED today… 🫠

— May 26, 2026 06:50PM

Kate is 55% done

“Ya vyyebu vsyu lozh iz tebya.”

… someone send a medic I’m having a stroke 😦 🆘🚑

— May 26, 2026 06:18PM

Kate is 18% done

I’m having an out of body experience with this man 🫠

— May 25, 2026 04:34PM

Kate is 15% done

*insert Sabrina Carpenter waving and biting her finger*
Hi, Ronan 🫦

— May 25, 2026 12:56PM

Kate is 7% done

Kitten in English? 🤢
Kitten in Russian? 🥵

— May 25, 2026 12:41PM

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message 1: by Laura Jane ♡ (new) - rated it 5 stars

NO HE IS THE BEST ONEEEE!!!!!!! ok let’s make a shrine

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message 2: by Kate (new) - rated it 4 stars

@Laura what does a girl have to do to get kidnapped by Ronan?? 🫠

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