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"You need rescuing already?"
"No. I need butter chicken. And naan."

The realest thing said in a book. Ever.

"I, for one, am glad the kids are having fun."

LMAO

WDYM SIZE 14 SHOES

This being described as paranormal Romeo and Juliet is wild.

I can't even imagine how weird it would be if a man was sniffing someone so intensely in real life.

Oh god, what have I gotten myself into

"And you, sweetheart?"

I'm getting flashbacks and I don't like them.

"Salty,"
"I know, I'm sweating.'
"No, I prefer salty over sweet"

Who tf talks like this

Her composure was about to crack, and it had taken all of her will to even get up and dress herself that morning, to brush her hair and
force some lipstick on, all so that she gave the appearance that she was fine that she was not coming apart at the seams. She didn't want anyone to know what she was going through, because god forbid they pity her—he pities you!

Lovers left impressions on each other, parts of themselves that would never be exorcised.

Erica GO AWAYY

"I don't like anyone's reading voice but yours."

AGHHH

"Where are the letters?"

I'm gonna be sick

Oh no

"It is the condition of the heartbroken to believe no one has felt as they have, ever in the history of the world."

I can't sleep because of this.

I really want the slap the FMC 'cause girl, ARE YOU BLIND

"There she is."

No, no, no I just got a flashback from The ashes of the star-cursed king and want to puke

"I got bored."
"You always get bored at the movies. I have to confiscate his phone and poke him awake."

I'm very disappointed in you, Jack.

Kinda feeling like I am reading a fanfict but not in a good way.

Gonna ignor that major Game of Thrones spoiler

I hate that I'm enjoying this.

If she mentions how big Jack is one more time I'm gonna lose it.

"It's a monster, some kind of monster. Some kind of monster right here in Derry. And it's killing kids."

I don't like them

Stephen King talking about periods is more terrifying than the children-eating clown.

"I'm going to put them in the slam, my friend, and if I hear they got their puckery assholes cored down there at Thomaston, I'm gonna send them cards saying I hope whoever did it had AIDS."

His mascilinity has borne an insult which he felt must be avenged.
"He called me queer!"
"Are you worried you might be, then?"

This is hilarious

Saturday, 9:00 P.M.: Final band concert featuring the Derry High School Band and the Barber Shop Mello-Men.
Saturday, 10:00 P.M.: Giant fireworks show
Saturday, 10:35 P.M.: Ritual sacrifice of Adrian Mellon officially ends Canal Days.

BAHAHAH