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"I'm going to put them in the slam, my friend, and if I hear they got their puckery assholes cored down there at Thomaston, I'm gonna send them cards saying I hope whoever did it had AIDS."
— Jul 08, 2026 12:19PM
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"It's a monster, some kind of monster. Some kind of monster right here in Derry. And it's killing kids."
— Jul 30, 2026 08:20AM
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Stephen King talking about periods is more terrifying than the children-eating clown.
— Jul 09, 2026 03:19AM
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His mascilinity has borne an insult which he felt must be avenged.
"He called me queer!"
"Are you worried you might be, then?"
This is hilarious
— Jul 07, 2026 01:38AM
"He called me queer!"
"Are you worried you might be, then?"
This is hilarious
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Saturday, 9:00 P.M.: Final band concert featuring the Derry High School Band and the Barber Shop Mello-Men.
Saturday, 10:00 P.M.: Giant fireworks show
Saturday, 10:35 P.M.: Ritual sacrifice of Adrian Mellon officially ends Canal Days.
BAHAHAH
— Jul 07, 2026 01:33AM
Saturday, 10:00 P.M.: Giant fireworks show
Saturday, 10:35 P.M.: Ritual sacrifice of Adrian Mellon officially ends Canal Days.
BAHAHAH
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The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years -if it ever did end - began, so far as I know or can tell, with a boat made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rain.
Wish me luck
— Jul 06, 2026 04:58PM
Wish me luck