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thank goodness she didn’t save cardan with the power of love. happy ending and made me smile and tears in my eyes bc I love it when things are happy 🥰

they freaked, dominatrix jude fr knew it. but wtf why is cardan a huge snake. istg if he’s brought back from snake life by ‘cardan this isn’t you’ im not going to advocate for a show anymore. there better be a PROPER solution . please holly you haven’t disappointed me yet, don’t let it be now

taryn killed locke, taryn is pregnant. cardan KNEW it was jude. bro that guy is so obsessed with her he knows exactly how she acts. madoc is out here making betrayals and blowing things up. jude RUN

what a whirlwind. cardan saved her from the sea, balekin was being weird as hell but she slaughtered that thing, taryn betrayed her AGAIN and madoc is no longer under the king. queen jude for 5 mins bc then cardan betrayed her by exiling her last minute. viví and heather are broken up kinda. oh man

THE GHOST? BOOOO. vivi needs to look after heather better ?? and locke i’m gonna drag your ass and send you flying .

bro…cardan got raised by cats milk … him and jude got freaky… queen orlagh is coming to get them fr, and viví is not taking this seriously at all. cardans mum sucks. oh brother

jude is trying to lock in and deal with the fact that she is basically queen. the bomb likes the roach (aka van)

this girl needs to lock tf in COME ON NOW. like why r u acting this way over him

nahh she kissed him to piss him off but she’s INTO ITTT. girl has the moral compass with no magnetic north. he’s so silly what is this man. she’s defo gonna get cardan crowned while they wait for oak but then it’s just gonna drag

GIRL WHAT. like yeah it’s clear he wants you but why would you randomly kiss him HUHHH. beat his ass, cut his tail off or smth . there’s no excuse (he’s probs hella hot tho AND RICH AND A PRINCE) 😁 also yeah oak is not madocs kid lol

TARYN AND LOCKE. I KNEW IT. shes such a bum what the hell. And he’s such a ginger fricking loser. ITS ALWAYS THE DAMN GINGERS. dain killed lockes mama . like that’s bad but also idc. she’s got cardan tied up to a chair and bargaining him , and luckily both the roach and the ghost r alive. the bomb has not made an appearance yet and vivi wants jude to come with her back to the normal world 🤓

oh this is going to be … delicious mwah ha ha . cardan is gonna get dominatrixed by jude . but like at least he’s locked in a little bit. he soooo wants a bit of that mortal cookie 😓

bruh QUADRUPLE homicide. lemme guess she’s gotta go and protect cardan now so he doesn’t crown balekin 🫪🫪

so her mum and dad lowkey played madoc. yeah ngl they had it coming when they ran off , sorry jude and taryn. jude finally offed that flop valerian. bro was so stupid . yawn fest. i think that locke is dodge somehow at sometime and that taryn’s man will be really controversial worryingly

she risked so much and this girl just jumps into the ocean ffs 😭. cardan defo saw her but he’s got a crush so he’s gonna zip it for sure

cardan so wants her. why is he acting like a ho in front of her with all these girls. locke seems really nice but i feel like he’s hiding something. good on her for staving that dick valerian . she’s girl bossing at this party but she is wearing locked dead mamas stuff ?? also that golden acorn thing is probs really important ?

jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude … someone has an obsession jeez . idc that his brother whips his ass. sort urself out tail boy

she’s now a spy. WTF why r these guys so evil making her strip down against her will and choking her. what the hell. cardan was acting like he was mad about it tho? like bro stop being a weirdo then freak with a tail . this other guy, locke, seems to like jude but is trying to be millicent bystander . you can’t do both buddy lock tf in man

so cardan is like 6th in line for the throne realistically and he’s just a petty emo bully with a tail. i’m so confused by the plot a lot of the time , all i get from it is the girls are being bullied for being mortal at faerie high school

so they get taken to fairieland? they live there with their captor/stepdad and are now older and trying to fit in . okay interesting