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nahh she kissed him to piss him off but she’s INTO ITTT. girl has the moral compass with no magnetic north. he’s so silly what is this man. she’s defo gonna get cardan crowned while they wait for oak but then it’s just gonna drag

GIRL WHAT. like yeah it’s clear he wants you but why would you randomly kiss him HUHHH. beat his ass, cut his tail off or smth . there’s no excuse (he’s probs hella hot tho AND RICH AND A PRINCE) 😁 also yeah oak is not madocs kid lol

TARYN AND LOCKE. I KNEW IT. shes such a bum what the hell. And he’s such a ginger fricking loser. ITS ALWAYS THE DAMN GINGERS. dain killed lockes mama . like that’s bad but also idc. she’s got cardan tied up to a chair and bargaining him , and luckily both the roach and the ghost r alive. the bomb has not made an appearance yet and vivi wants jude to come with her back to the normal world 🤓

oh this is going to be … delicious mwah ha ha . cardan is gonna get dominatrixed by jude . but like at least he’s locked in a little bit. he soooo wants a bit of that mortal cookie 😓

bruh QUADRUPLE homicide. lemme guess she’s gotta go and protect cardan now so he doesn’t crown balekin 🫪🫪

so her mum and dad lowkey played madoc. yeah ngl they had it coming when they ran off , sorry jude and taryn. jude finally offed that flop valerian. bro was so stupid . yawn fest. i think that locke is dodge somehow at sometime and that taryn’s man will be really controversial worryingly

she risked so much and this girl just jumps into the ocean ffs 😭. cardan defo saw her but he’s got a crush so he’s gonna zip it for sure

cardan so wants her. why is he acting like a ho in front of her with all these girls. locke seems really nice but i feel like he’s hiding something. good on her for staving that dick valerian . she’s girl bossing at this party but she is wearing locked dead mamas stuff ?? also that golden acorn thing is probs really important ?

jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude … someone has an obsession jeez . idc that his brother whips his ass. sort urself out tail boy