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One of my Womens history month selections and half the book is about Harrison Ford

I feel very maternal listening to young Carrie Fisher experiences

Does this man have NO other patients he should be working with?? I know this is your job but like...get a job

Wow this dude SUCKS

Wow this dude SUCKS
Oh gee oh wow hes so good at reading people except for the VERY OBVIOUS SIGNS IN FRONT OF HIS NOSE

How am I almost half done??
This is definitely one i need to be focusing on, I cant space out while driving and miss anything. I've had to rewind many times

Again, I KNEW ITTTTTT
Predicted the plot twists BUT I am liking how they are playing out

I KNEWWWWWW ITTT

ALSO this has happened in two books I've read so far this year and its only February. WHYYYYY do we keep committing crimes and then writing every single detail in a diary??? These people are admitting to felonies with their full name, birth date, social security number, murder weapon, method, and motive. Then have the AUDACITY to act shocked when theyre caught.

"Theres no Nazis anymore"
Ernest I really hate to tell you this...

33 is both the percentage of my progress and the number of times I've cried so far

Idk what Phillipa is doing yet but I support women's rights and women's wrongs. That's best girl right there

So far this is everything I wanted Secret History to be

Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!

Adding this back to my Current shelf instead of DNF because the ops found me at work to call me out on it, then asked where I lived. If you see this, please make a wellness check before they find me

(Lowkey worth it just to read about Dumbledore dying his beard black and rocking an Avril Lavigne branded cloak)

Oh this got real Game of Thrones real fast

This dude is startled everytime he wakes up late, like he doesnt do this every single time he needs to be up early

The power moves this dude is constantly pulling on Mal is hilarious

The pacing of this is crazy. Hundred pages in and almost all the key points from season two of the show (that i remember) are hit. What i thought was the big boss battle is over and I have no idea what the rest of the book is actually about lol

Rich people are crazy

ARE YOU SERIOUS

Trigger warning: repressed nerds who cant fathom that other people like them. WAKE UP SHEEPLE