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I love the first person writing.

Talk about efficiency. Took me about an hour and a half to read 183 pages and the information/power inside is incredible.

Mannn the Army made Joseph Heller one weird dude…

FUCK MARTIN. “He’s not here” after a kiss with a taken woman (who also did not give consent) is absolutely disgusting. “He’s not here”… yeah well here’s a big knuckle sandwich you dickwad. I hated that whole chapter. No no none for me thank you not right now.

“I’m not going to stop fighting for you… I’m not going to stop loving you”.
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I love the flashback scenes so much.

Y’all really onto something. The sexual tension?? It had me doing DEEP BREATHS. Harriet is so familiar to me and I do love her but both she and Wyn are kinda ticking me off. These games are so immature, y’all. Just admit it and be happy!!!

Ahh the wine cellar scene. Why fight it?
Some may say that this book makes one realize how deeply in love they are with their boyfriend, but people can also fight hard. In reality “dating someone else [could be] the emotional equivalent of bingeing on saltines when all [you want is] a real meal”

One chapter in and Sloss is just an absolute f*cking genius. Chapter 1 is all about parenting, the idea and execution of it, and how some people do not deserve to parents. Just brilliant insight that is funny as all hell and so easy to read in his voice. This book is on 5-star track EASY.