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it’s december 1st oh we are so fucked DICK IS NOT MAKING IT. THATS GOTTA BE A 6 HR FLIGHT AT LEAST😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 man fuck cops

something is telling me they are not getting on that damn snowmobile!

“oh my son is catatonic and i’m pretty sure my crazy husband tried to strangle him let me just GO DOWNSTAIRS INTO THE BASEMENT WHRE JACK IS SINGING LIKE A DERANGED FREAK” wendy LOCK IN WHAT ARE YOU DOING GIRL

WHAT THE FUCK THIS BOOK IS SO SCARY??!!!??? LIKE WHY AM I GENUINELY FREAKED OUT . me when i’m reading because i can’t sleep and now wont be able to sleep for a completely different reason. fucking hell man

how does this guy not have court-ordered anger management classes realistically

danny get out of there rn this is not gonna be good for you😭😭😭😭

idk something is telling me that this guy probably isn’t the best candidate to be holed up in a fucked up hotel with his family all winter … just a hunch!

chat do we think i’ll actually be able to finish this book

what the fuck is happening i’m so confused LMAO

they are all so stupid why would you stay in a house where you can feel “everything … waiting” for you…!!??? the doctor saying “at least it can’t follow us, can it?” before anything even happens is so crazy, i would be out of there so fast are u kidding

THIS IS SO GOOD I COULD FINISH IT TODAY i’ve never read a horror book but my god im sucked in thank u moreland

“hill house is vile, it is diseased; get away from here at once” i get the feeling she probably should’ve listened to her gut

this book is so good

less emi more larch please!

emi’s mom is so annoying girl what is this the trauma olympics? u can talk about ur past without blaming ur daughter for not experiencing the same tragedy as u DAMN!

85 pages in and strangely enough taylor swift has been mentioned like 4 times

such an interesting choice to have the 18yr old fall in love with the 57 yr old dude who reminds her of her father

reading this book and having a direct view of the salvation army from my apartment is definitely interesting

imagine being like 16 and deciding to start a religion ? like okay girl!

i love a good post (?) apocalyptic narrative

this is one of those books that doesn’t really have a plot i truly couldn’t tell you what’s going on

dellarobia crashing out over seeing a handsome man naked because her husband is ugly ok girl! u need to lock in!

things are looking up for dellarobia…. why is there still 200 pages….

chugging…

dellarobia is growing on me girl i’ll get you out of there…

her explaining monarchs to the harvard etymologist EWWWHDJFIOGOG GIRL THINK FOR A SECOND

it’s killing me that none of these characters know what a monarch butterfly is. holy shit

i truly cannot see how this is gonna go on for another 400 pages i’m so bored