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emi’s mom is so annoying girl what is this the trauma olympics? u can talk about ur past without blaming ur daughter for not experiencing the same tragedy as u DAMN!

85 pages in and strangely enough taylor swift has been mentioned like 4 times

such an interesting choice to have the 18yr old fall in love with the 57 yr old dude who reminds her of her father

reading this book and having a direct view of the salvation army from my apartment is definitely interesting

imagine being like 16 and deciding to start a religion ? like okay girl!

i love a good post (?) apocalyptic narrative

this is one of those books that doesn’t really have a plot i truly couldn’t tell you what’s going on

dellarobia crashing out over seeing a handsome man naked because her husband is ugly ok girl! u need to lock in!

things are looking up for dellarobia…. why is there still 200 pages….

chugging…

dellarobia is growing on me girl i’ll get you out of there…

her explaining monarchs to the harvard etymologist EWWWHDJFIOGOG GIRL THINK FOR A SECOND

it’s killing me that none of these characters know what a monarch butterfly is. holy shit

i truly cannot see how this is gonna go on for another 400 pages i’m so bored

girl i’d be pissed if a wild fire prevented me from a tryst with a cute guy too

what in the fuck is going on in this page why is this kid’s sexual awakening seeing a drowning victim. what was gregory on when he wrote this im genuinely curious

i get that this part is probably important for elphaba’s whole witch thing but jesus where is glinda i need them to reunite where is my toxic yuri……. i mean who said that

i’m so confused WHYYYY are they at a sex club what could possibly be the reason for this scene LIKE HELLO WHAT.

ok so elphaba is 100% in love with galinda

can we move on from boq already I DO NOT CARE!!!! HES A FREAK!!!!!

horrors!

so i actually think a threesome between a mother, daughter, and random married man was probably the last thing i expected in the first 15 pages

halden is so annoying NEXT PRINCE PLEASE!

“oh no i’m cut off from my dragons!” is crazy when she’s literally talking to them again on the next page

so much has already happened how am i meant to keep up

bruh idk why this is so hard to get into

i need a cigarette

“don’t let him take you from me.” peeta’s panting hard as he fights the nightmares raging in his head. “no. i don’t want to…”
i clench his hands to the point of pain. “stay with me.”
his pupils contract to pinpoints, dilate again rapidly, and then return to something resembling normalcy.
“always,” he murmurs.

IM IN FUCKING TEARS ARE YOU KIDDIBG ME OHHHHHHH. MY GOD

finnick look me in my eyes… stay in district 13… it’s not too late baby girl….

"Peeta's attempt to continue speaking. The camera knocked down to record the white tiled floor. The scuffle of boots. The impact of the blow that's inseparable from Peeta's cry of pain. And his blood as it splatters the tiles."

NO ONE SPEAK TO ME IM GOING THROUGH IT OHHHH MY GOD MY BABY