mary > Recent Status Updates

“This was a calculated move on my grandmother’s part.”
wow. what a fucking surprise. when does she die exactly?

“ I shut off the video.”

you shut off the video but did you shut off the live…??

“o’ captain my captain”

DPS!

i beg the finest pardon

chile i need charlie’s book bc i need to understand why he is the way he is

“She died a while back.”

STOP COCONUT

not these two comparing abs 😭😭

“Dear World, stop fucking with me. Sincerely, an agitated human.”

that’s so real

i get this girl is going through a lot but honey.. the shrieking and the outburst at a stranger i trying to help is entirely too much.

“The temperature in Georgia rarely dropped below fifty degrees and certainly not in the middle of the afternoon.”

this is so true 😭

oh my god this is amber’s POV?

bro don’t kill the dog wtf

“The one who believes in me will live,” Abe says. “John 11:25. We are meant to hold on to our faith in the absence of proof. The Lord rewards our perseverance.”

i hate when motherfuckers do this. go tf away

bro i thought id like david 😰

mind you.. they aren’t even dating and he’s naming restaurants after their relationship and getting tattoos of her drawing 😓

Harvey is a little crazy babe