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ugh not marcus or manuel it’s marcel his dad 🤦‍♀️

“..and the Aquarius amethyst.”

MY BIRTHSTONE AND ITS MY BDAY

HAH not your dragon asshole

WHATTT HES ON HIS KNEES

oh hell no i’m fucking creeped out bitch

“She scratched behind Geraldine’s ear and her hind leg started kicking, her tail wagging furiously”

yo my fucking dog does this 😭

“And they taste just like braised beef too,”

oh i’m sure she knows since she’s a fucking pig

these two are gonna piss me off w this peace sign bullshit

it’s giving ‘goodbye lucy gray we hardly knew you.’ because why did we literally know so little of angelica and she dies 😓

do these authors have a pube kink or something?

what the fuck am i reading

what the fuck… pls stop talking abt your pubes..

when i say im serious about the damage caused to my books i mean i’m as serious as orion is with his books

the girl who started this series a week and a half ago NEVERRRR would’ve seen this cuddle party coming

“But instead of finding Mildred there, I found fucking Gabriel, grinning at me like some crazy asshole as he removed the illusion spells he'd put in place to make himself look like Mildred.
"Hey, husband,”

IM CTFUUU

the concept of dijazzling..

i’m not about to deal with two stupid ass bitches who commit defamation fuck you

i cannot stand this fake ass nerdy bitchy blonde stupid motherfucker kylie omfg

#ToryVegaishotterthanyou

i really hope grabriel doesn’t turn evil

i hate her. i hate this bitch, get me out of here oh my god

that’s.. that’s nice sweetie