mary > Recent Status Updates

love a girl that knows what she wants

starting strong

“who’d likely redirect a gun at her daughter if it meant saving herself.”

TGANK YOUUU LIKEEE i don’t like that woman and she is constantly abusing manipulation on phoebe. like just because she’s being all sweet , calling you big, and running fingers through your hair.. uhm she doesn’t really care about you. she just needs you for her next con.

oh hell no. get him banned. get him banned, we don’t do that here. oh, now i’m pissed

oh! but.. i thought yall were gonna wait but i mean perioddd gag em

“A Canada versus USA gold medal game.”

omg dont traumatize me. i wanted canada to win yesterday

NO IT WASNT THARIX’S FAULT

uhh this bitch cordette is annoying me

ugh not marcus or manuel it’s marcel his dad 🤦‍♀️

“..and the Aquarius amethyst.”

MY BIRTHSTONE AND ITS MY BDAY

HAH not your dragon asshole

WHATTT HES ON HIS KNEES

oh hell no i’m fucking creeped out bitch

“She scratched behind Geraldine’s ear and her hind leg started kicking, her tail wagging furiously”

yo my fucking dog does this 😭

“And they taste just like braised beef too,”

oh i’m sure she knows since she’s a fucking pig

these two are gonna piss me off w this peace sign bullshit

it’s giving ‘goodbye lucy gray we hardly knew you.’ because why did we literally know so little of angelica and she dies 😓

do these authors have a pube kink or something?

what the fuck am i reading