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mary is 12% done

these two are gonna piss me off w this peace sign bullshit

— Feb 16, 2026 11:35AM

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mary is 99% done

HAH not your dragon asshole

— Feb 17, 2026 04:45PM

mary is 90% done

WHATTT HES ON HIS KNEES

— Feb 17, 2026 11:47AM

mary is 36% done

oh hell no i’m fucking creeped out bitch

— Feb 16, 2026 09:59PM

mary is 28% done

“She scratched behind Geraldine’s ear and her hind leg started kicking, her tail wagging furiously”

yo my fucking dog does this 😭

— Feb 16, 2026 08:55PM

mary is 14% done

“And they taste just like braised beef too,”

oh i’m sure she knows since she’s a fucking pig

— Feb 16, 2026 01:06PM

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