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“And they taste just like braised beef too,”
oh i’m sure she knows since she’s a fucking pig
— Feb 16, 2026 01:06PM
oh i’m sure she knows since she’s a fucking pig
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is 28% done
“She scratched behind Geraldine’s ear and her hind leg started kicking, her tail wagging furiously”
yo my fucking dog does this 😭
— Feb 16, 2026 08:55PM
yo my fucking dog does this 😭

