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i think assuming a random ring is an engagement ring after no conversation about marriage is a little crazy but okay

third imaginary sandwich 😭😭

SHE IS SO GULLIBLE 😭😭😭

if i went missing and my best friend was busy thinking about having sex with her brother and my spouse i'd probably have to come back to fight her

this does not sound like a blog

HATCHET MENTIONED

DAMN THEY HATED HER ASS

it is NAWT supposed to hurt?????

men try not to have sex in inappropriate times challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

i want $1,000 every week :(

not knowing anything about your brother and then LEARNING HE WAS SHOT HELP??,,

ALWAYS TRUST UR GUT INSTINCTS!!!!

no because it was OBVIOUSLY the three hotdogs!!!

imagine being so hateful you die because someone won a fair game 😭😭😭

three more ping pong balls 👹👹👹

"if that doesn't sound too strange a thing to say about your kid sister"
Hey so when you add thag oart ir does!!!

$1.78 AN HOUR????

from her husband AND lover??? girl u r too busy 😭😭😭

"I believe Esteban has found something"
yeah no shit sherlock

why is he bullying rita and saying he doesn't care for her but cares for her kids :(

bro accidentally killed a turtle 😭

"I have a very high metabolism" okay skinny queen 😻😻😻

WHY LAGUERTA STUPID 😭😭😭

not sure killing your second and last drug cook is smart but okay queen

hey stephen i personally think mexican slurs are silly but you are still white..

EFFIE MY QUEEN

"I got a one."
HUH

"I tip open the eagle lid, down the milk, and wipe the moustache from my lip"
DAMN BRUH YOURE GONNA GET SHOT

"His father has accompanied him to the Capitol because he's a victor. And therefore a mentor, assigned to coach his own child to his death in the Fiftieth Hunger Games"
WHYYYY BRRRUUUUB SUZANNE WHY

LOUELLA NOOOOOO