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damn thus guy sucjs at running away

newt :(

he wants to kill minho because he's racist ☹️💔/j

why's minho being a dick 😭😭😭

"Someone threw a tomato."
BOOO TONATO TOMATO 🍅

if this is in pounds then j weigh more rhan him

he made it 5% through the book without a racial slur i'm so proud of him🥹🥹🥹/s

you already shud not litter especially when there r raptors who could smell it

BECAUSE BEING MUDDY KILLED MY GRANDMA!!!!

"waaaaah i cheated and i feel so bad so i'm gonna keep cheating cause everything sucks"
literally shut up

oh ok so he married her knowing she was a serial cheater..

if this is another stephen king it situation i'm gonna lose it

cheating since before you were married is crazy just dump him

"Your pectoral muscle is so thick and so dense it stopped it dead."
literallt shut up

accidental incest marriage

ew why is it so normal to talk about your sex life with your in laws????

ABORT IT DEBREnnnnnn

more than once.. with someone freshly eighteen.. okay dexter i kind of hate you

why wouldn't he bring his lock pick to break into the club😭😭😭

why does he finally NOT want to commit a crime

BRIAN??,,,

these guys SUCKKKK 🍅🍅🍅

only caring about the kids being stuck at after school programs and not his wife being threatened is crazy😭😭😭

ABLOSH CAPITALISM BOT COMMUNISM()?)?

"she can tell that my heart is pure" is crazy😭😭😭

"I AM WATCHING YOU" 😃😃😃

men try to put effort into their partners challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

guys is it gay to take care of your yard

accidental free lobotomy

does eddie want to die?!??😭😭