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"I believe Esteban has found something"
yeah no shit sherlock

why is he bullying rita and saying he doesn't care for her but cares for her kids :(

bro accidentally killed a turtle 😭

"I have a very high metabolism" okay skinny queen 😻😻😻

WHY LAGUERTA STUPID 😭😭😭

not sure killing your second and last drug cook is smart but okay queen

hey stephen i personally think mexican slurs are silly but you are still white..

EFFIE MY QUEEN

"I got a one."
HUH

"I tip open the eagle lid, down the milk, and wipe the moustache from my lip"
DAMN BRUH YOURE GONNA GET SHOT

"His father has accompanied him to the Capitol because he's a victor. And therefore a mentor, assigned to coach his own child to his death in the Fiftieth Hunger Games"
WHYYYY BRRRUUUUB SUZANNE WHY

LOUELLA NOOOOOO

cant believe they're recording his birthday celebration I HATE THEEMMMMMM

"In fifty years, we've only had one victor, and that was a long time ago. A girl who no one seems to know anything about"
LUCY GRAY MENTIONED! 🔥🔥🔥

"Not just because of their town ways, but because my ma had recently lost a set of twins. Two little girls, tiny things that came too early"
he was suppised to have baby sisters :(

"And boy number two is . . . Woodbine Chance!"
". . . and the back of Woodbine's head explodes."
hr wad almost safe bruh😭😭😭

"They're not blood kin, her being a Baird, but the Covey look out for their own"
IS LENORE DOVE RELATED TO LUCY GRAY????

""Happy birthday, Haymitch!"
The upside of being born on reaping day is that you can sleep late on your birthday"
what do u mean it was his birthday..

WHO DA HELL THREW A TOMATO AT HIM😭😭😭

so they're eating.. themselves??..

i love when they add noise effects for books its so fun

so like is he dead?

“How come I know so much about the Long Walk? I know all about the Long Walk! I ought to! The Major is my father, Garraty! He’s my father!”
HOLY POOP BALLS
did he sign up to rebel?!???? or did his father make him?!????

“They were the walking dead.”
dude they have been.

“I have lost my shoes. I have lost my shoes.”
dude judt give up now😭😭😭

“A pet dog escaped from someone’s grasp and ran out into the road, red plastic leash dragging, tongue lolling out pinkly, foam flecked on its jaws. It yipped, chased drunkenly after its stubby tail, and was shot when it charged drunkenly at Pearson, who swore bitterly at the soldier who had shot it.”
DAMN THEY'RE EVIIIILLLLL

"“Pre-sent harms!”
Forty tongues pursed forty sets of lips.
“Salute ready!”
Garraty drew breath into his lungs and fought to hold it.
“Fire!”
It was pitiful, really. A pitiful little noise of defiance in the big dark.”
they tried their best 😭😭😭

“Jesus, you remind me of the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland, sometimes”
ALICE IN WONDERLAND MENTION 🔥🔥🔥

“We want to die, that’s why we’re doing it. Why else, Garraty? Why else?”
no because you'd have to be at least a little suicidal to join the long walk.

“-and he didn’t have enough depth perception to judge any balls hit to him. Once he got under one and jabbed his glove at a hunk of thin air while the ball landed on his forehead with an audible bonk! like a cantaloupe being whocked with the handle of a kitchen knife.”
literally me in rugby bruh