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Omg the gangs reunited yipee

Yeah he’s not dead what did I say

Welcome back nezha

I wonder if chaghan talks to altan in the spirit realm

How does a rock formation of a man distinguish from a drowned man — all I can think of is saddam Hussains hiding spot

She finally says something smart

Why must this girl be so stubborn

i have discovered that the reason that the men are referred to as "son of __" is because they had no surnames at the time, so they used their fathers to distinguish between men. maybe thats why there was __, son of __, son of __ a few pages ago

officially caught up with sticky notes

more names names names

mini monologue about... a belt ?

hera and zeus giving anna and atis paul

end of book III
paris is a wimp ! and poor helen who can do nothign but follow along, aphrodite also jsut lost paris his honour

now when someone says looking like a god it actually means something

holy glaze i cant wait to read the odyssey

the most confusing encouragement speech known to man -- hector called his own people "weak-kneed"

also side note my handwriting looks really nice in this one

helen (wife)
menelaus (husband)
paris (seducer)
priam (ruler of greece)
agamemnon (ruler of troy)

end of book II
lowkey picked this back up after a month but i know they're getting rallied again, but it feels like a bunch of names rn. obviously i recoginse a few here and there but holy shit

i shoudl draw family trees with all these names

lowkey took me too long to realise the ships came from the sons, and not cos ares got himself laid

zeus tells the truth for once

so is odysseus playing a double bluff almost ? was agamemnon actually accidentally smart about tricking his men into leaving cos that wouldve spared him possibly. or did agamemnon do this to get more of the spoils

im getting increasingly confused which side achilles is fighting for...? cos now why is zeus killing the greeks

oh bruh zeus is his dad

i wonder if zeus' lack of status in the descriptions is because he's helping both sides? like can he not refuse eto aid any of the gods. obviously hera sides with the greeks, but thetus sides with her son achilles, who, despite being on the same side as agagemnon, doesn't like him for stealing his prize , which just helps the trojans

end of book I
i love how they refer to zeus in diff ways depending on how much they want to puss him off (hera - con of cronos, hepheastus - olympian thunderer)
also the way they quarrel about all this reminds of the game makers in the hunger games -- making choices about human lives only to treat them like pieces on a gameboard.

women for a prize holy side eye

i forgot sack is also a verb lmao
une deux trois quatre SACK

patroclus making his appearance -- " history will say they were friends"

okay but why do they have brieses in the first place (they took her as a war prize)

hera really saving these greek asses

how does one just get apollo's scepter