Sarah Calcutt > Recent Status Updates

She’s cute

Probably a bad idea to start this after I’ve just reread The Conditions of Will and I’m kind of craving a mafia romance but it’s my book of the month pick and it was on my nightstand so fuck it I guess…. IM KEEPING AN OPEN MIND I SWEAR.

Well that was rude. I’m not crying you’re crying because WHAT THE FUCK. Like I knew it was coming but it still hurt

The male audiobook narrator impersonating her mother has me HOWLING

This whole flashback whatever sequence needs to be over because I could not give less of a fuck

Hey so I’m crying now.

If a man tried to tattoo me like that, I would tattoo his eyeball

Them having a Ratatouille moment at a fucking brunch spot is hilarious bc what fucking restaurant loves brunch service enough to have a mimosa pairing

Why tf do I like this

I need to go to bed

Oop. Some “cat man” name lore about to drop? It was very heavily referencedddddd

God I know this is bad but I can’t stop reading. wtf.

I know it’s bad leave me alone

“There’s only one this I can drink anymore.

It’s why I’m here, talking to you. You Black Robes know about drinking blood, don’t you? You make your people in these wooden seats do it every time they’re here.

In that way we’re the same.”

SUCH A BAR.

So I know it’s outwardly going out of its way to be racist but damn is some of it really pissing me off… and I know that’s the point…. but DAMN shove it down my throat why don’t ya

My brain is not doing brain stuff so this is going to take a minute but so far so good

Omg they’re in looooovvvvveeeeee

“No bigger than a minute, but she projects to the stars” is crazy

Not in the dream house!!!

Smiling giggling kicking my feet

Okay that speech was SO hot

Women didn’t get to be bad boys

What tf!!!!

You fucking idiot. What would we get rid of the scars? What was the reason????

So he was wolf. Surprise surprise. I clocked that shit immediately because of my giant smart brain. Also they love each other. Also I have to pee. I’m having a fun time with this book. Off to the lavatory!

Well yeah. It’s naive to think that in a society that hates mods because of their powers wouldn’t then be experimenting on them. They did that shit to Jewish people in WW2. It’s fucked up.

SHIT. Was not expecting that

It’s so adult divergent

Okay. Was not expecting for them to actually follow through with killing him. Hell yeah. Respect.


I swear if he’s secretly alive I’m going to get so annoyed

God she’s so pick me