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ily sybil

the more i read the more this comes off as an advertisement for Aeneid. this is not a complaint it’s working.

how do i go back in time to strangle augustus

eryx must’ve been SO pretty back in the day

*adds carthage to my list of places to study*

i wasn’t prepared for the constant augustus mentions and i really should’ve been

the world is a CIRCLE

seriously why is mina the only one with a semblance of a brain

these guys are so fucking lucky mina’s smart. the only person here with a semblance of a brain cell.

mina pls find better men

how dare they take the most interesting character away

jonathan why are you so boring

over halfway through and dracula finally begins his weird ass court ship

get that man outta here let him live!!!

holding arthur and morris in my hands

why is van helsing such a fucking creep

in unsurprising news van helsing is still insufferable

ily biserker

van helsing is the most insufferable person i’ve ever met

van helsing introduction… yay…

“Though sympathy can’t alter facts, it can help to make them more bearable.” — Mina Murray

started reading and then almost had a heart attack from the amount of caffeine i had consumed 15 minutes beforehand