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Keith is 30% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

oh thank god denethor is gone

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Keith is 28% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

eowyn the og main character girl and the hobbits CONTINUE to be stronger than they get credit for. what the fuck merry.

— Apr 17, 2026 03:39AM Add a comment

Keith is 25% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

tolkien pls let some of the wild men fight and hunt the orcs. this was too little screen time.

— Apr 16, 2026 02:49AM Add a comment

Keith is 22% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

we got faramir back but at what cost…

— Apr 15, 2026 06:17AM Add a comment

Keith is 16% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

eowyn the man that you are

— Apr 14, 2026 02:08AM Add a comment

Keith is 13% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

THE TWINS!!!

— Apr 13, 2026 12:15AM Add a comment

Keith is 8% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

this chapter really put into perspective how young pippin is and how SMALL the hobbits are jesus christ. wdym a ten year old is taller than you

— Apr 12, 2026 03:30AM Add a comment

Keith is 4% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

here we gooooo

— Apr 11, 2026 04:02AM Add a comment

Keith is 96% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

i have to deal with gollum for a whole other BOOK i hate it here

— Apr 10, 2026 02:23AM Add a comment

Keith is 93% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

spider timeeee

— Apr 09, 2026 11:43AM Add a comment

Keith is 89% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

haha crossroads

— Apr 09, 2026 10:21AM Add a comment

Keith is 86% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

ily faramir please don’t go

— Apr 09, 2026 06:30AM Add a comment

Keith is 76% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

OLIPHANTS!!!

— Apr 06, 2026 10:36PM Add a comment

Keith is 76% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

FARAMIR!!!!

— Apr 06, 2026 12:04PM Add a comment

Keith is 72% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

the rhymes are so cute

— Apr 06, 2026 11:38AM Add a comment

Keith is 69% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

doom and gloom: the place

— Apr 06, 2026 12:06AM Add a comment

Keith is 64% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

— Apr 05, 2026 05:56AM Add a comment

Keith is 58% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

fëanor what are you doing here

— Apr 04, 2026 10:30AM Add a comment

Keith is 54% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

i think we skimmed over saruman’s enchantments a lil too quickly

— Apr 03, 2026 08:01AM Add a comment

Keith is 50% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

— Apr 02, 2026 01:22AM Add a comment

Keith is 45% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

oh to be a hobbit

— Apr 01, 2026 07:51AM Add a comment

Keith is 40% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

the battle at helms deep is so good

— Mar 31, 2026 02:57AM Add a comment

Keith is 35% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

eowyn 💕💕💕

— Mar 31, 2026 01:48AM Add a comment

Keith is 30% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

WELCOME BACK GANDALF!!!

— Mar 31, 2026 12:37AM Add a comment

Keith is 24% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

i need more fae to act like the ents actually forget the elves give me talking trees

— Mar 30, 2026 03:01AM Add a comment

Keith is 16% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

pippin use your brain more often what the hell

— Mar 28, 2026 11:36PM Add a comment

Keith is 11% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

gimli can you even reach the stirrups

— Mar 28, 2026 01:05PM Add a comment

Keith is 4% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

aragorn you didn’t fail i promise this isn’t on you

— Mar 27, 2026 02:03PM Add a comment

Keith is 98% done with The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

you blew it boromir you blew it

— Mar 26, 2026 11:30AM Add a comment

Keith is 97% done with The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

i’m not ready for the last chapter someone hold my hand

— Mar 26, 2026 08:51AM Add a comment

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