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this book is good but there’s a lot of #2 talk…..

she finally popped her dads bitch ass

she needs to be put on watch like holy shit

holy smokesssss this family drama is RAMPING up

incredible

MARRRYYY (this is my recently discovered fav anime and it reads 100% times better)

fierce father omg

rastafari is so interesting

love some essays. danticat is fierce and well connected

okkk weed

ok pamela!!

the narrative is unfoldingggg mary

fierce

okkkkk

i can’t believe how good this book is. the best way i can describe how danticat’s use of narrative is this book reads how zach cregger’s weapons watches with all of the perspective shifts

shaping up to be good haitian authors do not play

grossly thorough

reading for natural disasters class. it’s alright

fierce

reading this for class, shaping up to be a very fierce read thank you prof

so like. europe went to holy war with the middle east and now the world has been set into medieval catastrophic feudalism but set in today cuz they have phones. huh

idk it’s getting a lil sluggish

mary thank god he spoke to her it was getting a little pathetic and creepy

the old guy is like cinderella :(

copying my text messages to kate:

it’s insanely inspiring reading this book where literally nothing makes sense. each plot point is a non sequitur that has virtually no connection to the previous plot point, the only thing connecting the story is the fact that it’s happening linearly. like i am fully accepting these sequences as normal and procedural because it’s just that whimsy and captivating

i can’t believe how good this is

king writes with such a sense of entitlement and it’s so bold but probs to ya mama cuz he’s got billions in his mouth

going to look for a dead body, my dream date, and you knew that.

seriously though i wrote one of my common app papers on why i’ve always wanted to discover a body

new found appreciation for diary products and female cows

my 7 or like 8 year old cousin didn’t get this when i explained it