Chloe Oswin > Recent Status Updates

‘Uptight and whore don’t generally go together, but then control freak and whore maybe do.’ THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING UNLIKEABLE MC I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE SHE IS SO JUDGY AND **UNRELENTING** LIKE BETTY DEAR WE GET IT, YOU ARE INCREDIBLY INSECURE ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO TAKE THAT OUT ON A GIRL THAT IS MORE CONFIDENT THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF BEING

‘As she follows a waiter over to Betty’s table, Betty realises instantly that she hates her’
‘She can spot a bitch at one hundred paces away and Grace is a bitch’
OMDDD GIVE. IT. A. REST. Whatever happened to girls supporting girls?? whatever happened to respect?? whatever happened to not being a massive dick??

‘Grace did not sound the way Betty expected. She guesses that it is all an act. She probably flaunts a nice, friendly front, when she’s really a bitch’
girl actually shut the fuck up

only a few pages into Betty’s pov and omg i HATE this woman
she thinks women testing a mans fidelity is JUST AS BAD as the actual cheating??? HOW. and she judges women who ‘let themselves go’ when they got married and is just sooooo superior for still shaving and not gaining weight. AND WHATS WORSE IS THAT SHE WORKS FOR A FEMINIST MAGAZINEEE. IM SORRY IS THE FEMINISM IN THE ROOM WITH US???

‘The file Nicole had given her on him said that he was intelligent, but Grace found little evidence of that.’
how did this man get married in the first place??

‘with a lot of work he might even be attractive’

(4.5 stars rounded up)

IM SO PISSED GOOD READS IS SO BROKEN ALL THE COMMENTS I MADE FOR THIS BOOK ARE ALL GONE NOW GODDAMNIT WHAT A STUPID APP WHY CANT IT JUST BE NORMAL

omd why does good reads delete the final comment i make when i say that ive finished a book

“… now we’re going up in the air balloon. No more down. It’s time we went up, Luke.”

AWWWW

oop it got spicy

“For a while, I would only wear certain colours on certain days-‘

THIS MC IS SO DAMN RELATABLE.

(apart from the sex fantasies with a man but yk🥰)

“Why have you lost faith in art? That’s like saying you no longer believe in oxygen.”

“Gosh.”
Luke has not said gosh ONCE thus far and ONLY A LITTLE TIME SPENT WITH BOB AND HES ALREADY COPYING HIS VOCABULARY.

its literally so small and i feel like only autistic people would notice it but like damn.

and im torn between ‘his social survival instincts are kicking in’ and ‘HE IS DOWN BADDD FOR THIS BOY HOLY SHIT’

is the crush subtle? no.
are autistic people, by nature, subtle? no squared.

“I do not like the words weird or quirky.”

you and me both Luke.

“Breakdown, meltdown, shutdown. All the downs and no ups. Why aren’t there ever any ups for people like us? Once you break, melt and shut, what’s left?”

and equally as deep:

“The word me is half if the word melt. Melt.”

SHE FOUND THE PAGES IN KATIE’S BIN
‘that BITCH.’ - zsofia

“the illusion had gone too far”
“I was done despising them. Now they were starting to scare me.” YEAH ME TOO WHATS WITH THE CULT-CORE TONE SHIFT
WHY IS EVERYONE DO HAPPY

OKAY I KNOW I SHOULD STOP BUT I KEPT READING

katie dumped a bucket of water on her and thEN RIPPED OUT THE LAST FEW PAGES PF HER DIARY??? LAVERNE THINKS SHE RIPPED IT HERSELF BUT WHY WOULD SHE EVERRRRR DO THAT SHE SHOULD KNOW SHE WOULDNT.
KATIE LEAVE THE POOR OLD WOMAN ALONE.

anyway im gonna stop now because im in school and should be working

KATIE FUCKING DUMPED A BUCKET OF WATER ON LAVERNE
i need to stop reading im in class

that lady is leaving her kid with her for TWO DAYS??? AND THATS HOPING SHE DOESNT GET WET **AT ALL** DURING THAT TIME??? HOLY SHIT?? WHAT A TERRIBLE IDEA.