Chloe Oswin’s Reviews > Agent Provocateur > Status Update

‘Uptight and whore don’t generally go together, but then control freak and whore maybe do.’ THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING UNLIKEABLE MC I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE SHE IS SO JUDGY AND **UNRELENTING** LIKE BETTY DEAR WE GET IT, YOU ARE INCREDIBLY INSECURE ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO TAKE THAT OUT ON A GIRL THAT IS MORE CONFIDENT THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF BEING

‘As she follows a waiter over to Betty’s table, Betty realises instantly that she hates her’
‘She can spot a bitch at one hundred paces away and Grace is a bitch’
OMDDD GIVE. IT. A. REST. Whatever happened to girls supporting girls?? whatever happened to respect?? whatever happened to not being a massive dick??

‘Grace did not sound the way Betty expected. She guesses that it is all an act. She probably flaunts a nice, friendly front, when she’s really a bitch’
girl actually shut the fuck up

only a few pages into Betty’s pov and omg i HATE this woman
she thinks women testing a mans fidelity is JUST AS BAD as the actual cheating??? HOW. and she judges women who ‘let themselves go’ when they got married and is just sooooo superior for still shaving and not gaining weight. AND WHATS WORSE IS THAT SHE WORKS FOR A FEMINIST MAGAZINEEE. IM SORRY IS THE FEMINISM IN THE ROOM WITH US???

‘The file Nicole had given her on him said that he was intelligent, but Grace found little evidence of that.’
how did this man get married in the first place??

‘with a lot of work he might even be attractive’