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“I should get another boat” says the crazy man

Wait wait was she in a freaking dream for a second? How did he randomly start being so into her that he asks her out

gossip girl Maggie, where was this info EARLIER.

Ok WAIT A MINUTE are authors actually this rich. Starting to be suspicious of the money. You bought a house AND a car? Is your credit just trash now?

O.K gossip girl Maggie 💅 thank you for the info but like the wife is not the problem

“I made the right choice“ no you did not

“If he’s lying and he’s an incredible liar “ yeah girl their lies the issue 🙄 don’t make me mad

I’ve known since the skirt comment that this man was trash, but just everything together is insane that this woman stayed with him and on top of that that this other woman is still thinking he’s so sweet. Also, the fact that she’s bringing up anything from this woman’s journal after she said that he was going to kill her… crazy. Also, does she not see the obvious love bombing? making me so mad

The toothpaste incident made her like him more??? Is she dumb????

Girl, do not call him sweet

Also, how could she still think this man is so sweet when she’s a reading how trash he is?

I don’t know why this girl has to try so hard to convince herself. The other woman understands when she quite literally talks to her.

The voice actress is struggling with a New York accent and it’s honestly making it more fun to listen to.

Ok maybe reverse verity??

Giving verity vibes