Nixon > Recent Status Updates

Oh I wouldn’t want to be her

“Our friendship had been a long-distance one since we went off to college. But I never met another woman who meant to me what she did. No one else could make me laugh like she could. So my oldest friend remained my best friend, despite however many miles kept us apart, and it was for that reason that I made her my maid of honor.”

His pen spontaneously combusted itself

“The way of kings” is to Dalinar what “The prince” by Maquiavel was to Médici. Anyway, Elhokar deserved that beating, Dalinar you are a father figure to me and KALADIN STORMBLESSED.

SONNNN OF BITCH I KNEW IT OMG I FUCKING HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAH YOU WILL ROT IN HELL SADEAS YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE

Kaladin’s life is a mix of a greek and a shakespearean tragedy, in his place I also would think i was cursed. Btw loved Jasnah getting her fabrial back and finding out the truth about Shallan, though i can understand her motivations it really pissed me off. I mean bitch pls you had the opportunity of your life and wasted away because of a fucking stupid plan that if worked would make your life even worse?

At this point i am starting to see dalinar as a father figure

I am completely gagged

That is the letter 'shash,'" Siri said, smiling. "I can teach you them all, if you wish."
The priests were right to be worried.

What is this book about