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Rocky isn’t here so I have to say it for him. Grumpy angry stupid

Yes! Good! Good good good! Grace and Rocky are the best team ever they can’t leave because I will die

Oh dear oh dear oh dear this is frightening

This book is so disastrous and Ryland is so stupid sometimes and everything’s a fucking mess #theposeidonadventure

EXCESSIVE CENTRIFUGAL FORCE WARNING😭😭😭🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Iiiiiii want to go to adrrriiaannnnnnn

LETS SAVE PLANETS!!!!!!!

LETS SAVE PLANETS!!!!!

“Leclerc looked for all the world like a man being led to the gallows” REAL shit

If I had a nickel for every time I read a book with a guy named Leclerc in it I’d have 2. Which isn’t a l

I love that they are equal amounts of smart but in different ways it’s such a refreshing alien concept

Sometimes I wish I didn’t know what was gonna happen bc this would be so much sadder

Neither of us are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭gosh

Stratt has infinite aura she could blow up the earth and I’d be like wow

ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM

Would the air equalizing throughout the tunnel reduce the amount of oxygen he has at a single time? Bc the space it’s taking up is bigger? More spread out? I’m assuming it’s fine? Bc it’s not that big of a space and I also don’t know a lot about this

BRING OUT THE ALIEN

Listening to the soundtrack from the movie during the same scene in the book yes yes yes

I HAVE A DATE WITH A CYLINDER 🗣️💯

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! If this guy embarrasses himself one more time I’m killing him

I can hear Dimitri’s russian accent through the page

Ryland you are gatekeeping your scientific breakthrough. Call someone please

Ryland you sweet summer child. “Volunteered”

Oh Ryland☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️too kind for this world

If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to smack a kids parents for not teaching them even the most basic things.. well… I’d have enough nickels to put in a sock and smack those parents with it

“I haven’t found anything useful yet” lists off many useful things he has in fact found

The best Ancient Greek philosophers always carried stopwatches in their togas

The most surprising part of this book so far is that this guy somehow has friends

HOOOOOOLLLYYYYYYYYYYY. WHAAAAAAAAATATATUTKTKTNFJDJGJTNTNMRNSJSNF

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