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this peter situation is killing me bc the interior monologue of “ugh we made it to the restaurants exclusive fancy dinner together after being together for 2 years…..yah he hates me and is gonna break up w me” #real

#cried

my coworker had to give me tissues guys 😭😭

guys this one was better than the second one like still very hallmark movie but it was cute tbh

the book being set in 2000 but Anna is listening to the michael buble xmas album from 2011. don't piss me off rn. frank sinatra album would have sufficed ...

wait this is actually kinda tea

guys don’t judge me. i bought a month of prime so i can watch the summer i turned pretty LMFAO and i realized it comes w access to free books for kindle. but i don’t have one of those i just have iphone. so i’m basically feeling like im 13 yrs old tweaking over belly conrad jeremiah and reading what will certainly be salacious material on phone screen. but yes im reading w my eyes not ears this time!

LMFAOOOOOO

predictions: arctic freak off. outer space type rizz. lips “curling” into a smile 🙄 cold so have to share a bed or something ….. anyway lemme lock in #audiobook 🤣

tbh guys the non monogamy is making me mad but i’m gonna power thru

i’m at the point in this where i needed to stop and look at the reviews like …. i try not to read any before starting a book but it gets to a point where i have to see if everyone is thinking what i’m thinking and as u would have it … yeah 😭🤣🤣🤨😟🥴

“surviving pee makes you feel mighty” o ok

ok i was liking handmaids tail but i need something less heavy for work audiobook … so here we are 🤣

ok guys i’m listening to the audiobook and i hate to say it but the narrator sounds too old 😭 like the girl main character is 29 and the boy main character is 25 but the narrator sounds … idk … 60 😭😭 and sometimes like jennifer coolidge? let ME narrate next time 🤣

guys i’m listening to these books on libby and i choose based on available now, popularity, less than 10 hrs, and appears lighthearted (need #that rn) ….. but so far i feel like the #tension isn’t really there with our two main characters bc they already had a certain interaction #nospoilers ugh lemme rewrite this

i was listening on spotify but i ran out of audiobook minutes so i literally went and bought it from avid reader … lemme lock in