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DUHHHH I’M READING ABOUT VAUGHN’S PARENTS !!!!!!!!

“Name one hero who was happy.”
“You can’t.”
“I can’t.”
“I’ll tell you a secret. I’m going to be the first.”
“Swear it.”
“Why me?”
“Because you’re the reason. Swear it.”
“I swear it.”

THIS BOOK IS GOING TO SHATTER ME I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!

“I fucked myself with your computer mouse.”

HEY SO WHAT?!

“You’re a horrible person.”
“Yes, but I’ll make a damn good husband if you let me.”

BARK BARK BARK

“I want to drape myself over him like chain mail, or swallow some gasoline, go downstairs, and spit it out as fire.”

THIS BOOK IS FOR THE OVERPROTECTIVE OLDER SISTERS😭😭😭

“You’re a fighter. When you care about something, you won’t let anything fucking touch it. I’ve never met anyone who cares as much as you do. Do you know what most people would give to have someone like that in their life?”

“Nora. You’re in books. Of course you don’t have a life. None of us do. There’s always something too good to read.”

OH HOW I LOVE THIS MAN

“A good bookstore is like an airport where you don’t have to take your shoes off.”

“I’m an excellent marksman and a terrible enemy. Go to sleep, sweetheart. Nothing can hurt you now that I’ve laid claim on you.”

NO LIKE I AM IN LOVE

“Don’t feel so sorry for yourself. Tragedies are excellent teachers, Lila. Learn, absorb, and conquer.”

Your honor I love him and I’m not sorry

“Tate Blackthorn. My wife drew Tate Blackthorn’s entire dick-ass face. From memory.”

I AM SO SAT FOR THIS TATE BLACKTHORN MENTIONNNN

“It’s one in the morning. Show some decorum.”

WHILE SHE’S HOLDING A GUN TO HIM HAHAHAHAHA I AM EATING THIS TF UPPPP

“Tell me I can kiss you.”
“Reese.”
“Emmett, you work for me.”
“Fire me.”

I AM BARKING

“That’s the thing about women. There’s no good way to be one. Wear your emotions on your sleeve and you’re hysterical. Keep them tucked away where your boyfriend doesn’t have to tend to them and you’re a heartless bitch.”

OH I AM SO SAT

“Know where we can find a pot pie around here?”

STOP I AM A PUDDLE

“Hollander had bought them a fucking building.”

I LOVE THEM😭😭😭😭

“You are very beautiful”

HE DROPPED THE BEAUTIFUL ALREADY?!😭😭😭

“Next time you talk to No One, tell her I say hi.”

THIS BOOK IS MAKING ME EMOOOOO I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE BRIDGET IS GONE😭😭😭

“He could feel her scars under his fingertips, and he wanted to tell her he thought of them as ornaments, testaments to her bravery that only made her more beautiful.”

IT’S SIMON FOR ME FOREVER AND EVER AMEN!!!!!

“Being alone with her is like opening a door away from normal life and then closing it behind him.”

I LOVE THIS SM ALREADYYYYY😭😭😭😭

“How can I judge the way you choose to kill your sadness?”

HEY SO I’M A PUDDLE THIS EARLY ON

“This is the third book we've had a conversation in. Without her knowledge, of course, but something about it makes me feel closer to her mind without needing to be near her body, just existing between the pages of her favorite books, reading her thoughts as if she's right next to me, explaining word for word what it is she enjoys about each part.”

HE’S READING & WRITING IN HER BOOKS AHHHHHHHHH

FIRST BOOK I’M PICKING UP IN 2026!!!!!! AND OMG I HATE ANDY

“The only way to learn is to see the consequences of your actions.”

DID THIS MAN’S CREEPY MOM PUNISH HIM LIKE THIS???? what’s going on!!!!😭

okay nvm idk I just started part II wtf !!!! this book is stressing me out🤣

“Problem at work. I’m stuck here at least another hour. Eat without me.”

Omgggg Nina killed this man and is going to pin it on Millie😭😭😭

“Do you need help packing?”

HAAHAHAHAHAH MILLIE STFU OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD’VE SAID GIRL DAMN😭

“As I shut the door, I notice marks in the wood. Long thin lines running down the length of the door at about the level of my shoulder. I run my fingers over the indentations. They almost seem like… Scratches. Like somebody was scraping at the door. Trying to get out.”

GIRL THE DOOR LOCKS FROM THE OUTSIDE GET OUT OF THIS CREEPY HOUSE !!!!!!!

“Is there something wrong with me that I am scared this nine-year-old girl is going to murder me?”

okay so I’m guessing the kid killed the person in the beginning👀

“I let the bow tie fool me, didn’t I?”

HAAHAHAHAHHAHA