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OBSESSED with Princess Donut!!

“Princess Donut has named your party The Royal Court of Princess Donut. “
“Princess Donut has changed your title to Royal Bodyguard.”
“Princess Donut has changed her title to Grand Champion Best in Dungeon.”

This book is funny as fuck!!

Donut jumped up on a high shelf and knocked a vase over. Ash spilled out. “Mom!” Mordecai cried, running to the shelf, shooing the cat away.

The dead goblin remained smeared over the tiles. The corpse looked more like a party-sized sausage and green pepper pizza that had been run over a few times.

This book was recommended to me by a friend but it’s so stupid and juvenile 😭😭

“I tried to be good. To be the perfect Diviner and do everything the abbess told me to. I never complained, never said no. My worth was written by the rules I followed. But then the abbess called me resentful— a martyr. And maybe I am. But didn’t I become that way because her love cost as much?”

Damn.

Ugh I’m OBSESSED with these two!!

“Put you on your back at Coulson Faire easy enough, didn’t I?”
That got a smile out of him. A moment later, I was in the air, slung over his shoulder, like a dead deer. I swore, and he chuckled, glass crunching beneath his boots as he moved through the room.
“Threw you on that bed easy enough, too,” he murmured.

I’m obsessed with Sybil, everything she says and does is fucking hilarious 😂 Good luck Rory, I’m already falling in love with her, too.

“You’re a fucking scourge.” He groaned, dropping his gaze to my mouth. “Wouldn’t it have been easier just to kiss me?”
“And deny myself any pleasure?”

“His eyes were unfathomably dark, catching moonlight and gifting it back as he surveyed me.”