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OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

JESUS FUCK EWWW THAT WOMEN IS FUCKING DEPRAVED! And he really isn’t much better but fucking Christ what the fuck?!?!?!?!

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I’M SORRY, SO GIDEON IS GOD‘S KID AND HER MOTHER IS COMMANDER WAKE OF THE BLOOD OF EDEN, HIS DIRECT RIVALS TRYING TO KILL ONE OTHER! AND GIDEON THE FIRST WAS FUCKING HER MOM! WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS GOING ON??!

Gideon, oh thank God, I was so tired of this shit!

This is starting to feel like incoherent drivel to me! So the first book is null and void in harrow’s mind and apparently everybody else is on the opposite team now or they were all rebels to begin with what the fuck is going on?

A THREESOME WAS THE FUCKING DISTRACTION! I’M SORRY WHAT?

HE JUST KISSED GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING LMAO?!!

SHE JUST MADE HER AN ENTIRE ARM. WHAT THE FUCK!

SHE CANNIBALIZED HERSELF! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, OH FUCK OH MY GOD!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!

The jumping around of time, the second person, the sheer delusion of me trying to understand what the fuck is going on, and her writing style all culminate into the most bewildering text I’ve ever read. But I will say, I fucking adore the way that she writes books.

OK, so I knew who she was from like page 15 I don’t know if that was supposed to be like a surprise or a plot twist or something but I figured it out already. Otherwise I’m very intrigued.

So Gideon isn’t her Cavalier anymore or she’s diluting herself to that fact or something. She sees ghosts and she’s completely insane. Also, I don’t know what the fuck is going on all the time. Also, the jump in two second person confused the shit out of me for a hot minute.

He watched them all DIE?? Fuck off I’m sobbing!

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Chapter 16 holy fuck that was fucking brutal

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Oh yup that broke me! “I don’t fit.” Are you fucking kidding me why am I crying over a Christmas book???

HE BEGGED HER OMFG!!! It a Christmas miracle this book has fantastic smut and an intriguing plot lol!

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO! I’m sobbing I cannot handle this fuck you Bardugo!

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NO

It was a strange time. Over us, every second, hung the terror of Achilles’ destiny, while the murmurs of war among the gods grew louder. But even I could not fill each minute with fear. I’ve heard that men who lived by waterfall cease to hear it-in such a way did I learn to live beside the rushing torrent of his doom. The months passed, and I could go a whole day without looking over the precipice of his death.

Elias’s dad gave her to her parents??? And she’s going mad a great start lol!

Why is Poppy is modern day New York??????? Hello?? Wtf????

You are lying wtf he just sacrifices himself?? Also he decided to be a douche bag to everybody to hide the fact that he had Crohn’s disease. What the fuck are we talking about all because of a comment someone made when he was eight? Also again, why the fuck are they actually trying to save him or his soul or whatever at this point?

This entire book is delusion wrapped in academia. Also, I think I hate every single character in this book. There’s not a likable trade any of them. Also, I’m still so fucking confused. Why the hell is anybody doing any of these things? What the fuck was the point everybody fucking hates him. That’s been clear since page 2.

Sabine’s story has me in a chokehold! And then you have Alice and Lottie who are still kinda a mystery I’m so intrigued to see what will happen next! Also I adore a sapphic book!

Misogyny makes me itchy! Like reading that physically made me uncomfortable.

Oh you absolutely piece of shit! She knew deep down that it was true and she killed her anyway! Fuck.