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Kayla
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HE JUST KISSED GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING LMAO?!!
— Jan 12, 2026 10:12PM
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Kayla
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I’M SORRY, SO GIDEON IS GOD‘S KID AND HER MOTHER IS COMMANDER WAKE OF THE BLOOD OF EDEN, HIS DIRECT RIVALS TRYING TO KILL ONE OTHER! AND GIDEON THE FIRST WAS FUCKING HER MOM! WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS GOING ON??!
— Jan 14, 2026 12:06AM
Kayla
is on page 388 of 512
Gideon, oh thank God, I was so tired of this shit!
— Jan 13, 2026 02:06PM
Kayla
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This is starting to feel like incoherent drivel to me! So the first book is null and void in harrow’s mind and apparently everybody else is on the opposite team now or they were all rebels to begin with what the fuck is going on?
— Jan 12, 2026 11:23PM
Kayla
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A THREESOME WAS THE FUCKING DISTRACTION! I’M SORRY WHAT?
— Jan 12, 2026 10:14PM
Kayla
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SHE CANNIBALIZED HERSELF! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, OH FUCK OH MY GOD!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!
— Jan 12, 2026 09:02PM
Kayla
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The jumping around of time, the second person, the sheer delusion of me trying to understand what the fuck is going on, and her writing style all culminate into the most bewildering text I’ve ever read. But I will say, I fucking adore the way that she writes books.
— Jan 12, 2026 07:22PM
Kayla
is on page 176 of 512
So Gideon isn’t her Cavalier anymore or she’s diluting herself to that fact or something. She sees ghosts and she’s completely insane. Also, I don’t know what the fuck is going on all the time. Also, the jump in two second person confused the shit out of me for a hot minute.
— Jan 12, 2026 07:05PM
