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Victor, your such a fucking dad I love you lmao

FUCK NO WAY ELI JUST CONFESSED TO MISSING HIS BEST FRIEND AKA VICTOR VALE

IM GOING NUTS BRO THIS ISNT FUNNY SCHWAB YOU CANT TAUNT ME WITH MY SECOND BIGGEST SHIP

Oh boy, Victor is coming out to play just nobody tell Eli

“*When is murder not an act of violence? When it’s an act of mercy.* Eli smiled. Loopholes.”

HOLY FUCK ELIIII I KNEW YOUD FIND A WAY

UM IS THAT THE WANDAVISION ELEMENT?? BUT WHOS DOING THAT? IT CANT BE SERENA RIGHT?

BRO IF SERENA IS BACK, ELI IS GONNA HAVE A FUCKING FIELD DAY HOLY SHIT

Also forgot to mention it earlier but Victor’s parents getting a mention?? That’s new

BRO OFC ELI YOUR FIRST QUESTION IS “Where is Victor?”

Your actually so gay bro but honestly Eli, great question cuz we haven’t seen Victor at ALL in the present

BRO STOP ELI WHY ARE YOU HELPING TO HUNT SYDNEY (tbh idk how much control you in that tho)

Hopefully Goodreads isn’t registering the fact I accidentally hit the ratings button… anyways

Man I didn’t even clock all the biblical references until Eli mentioned them

“But Eli Ever was not a *fucking puppet*.”

OMG REFERENCE TO THE FIRST BOOK AND ALSO ELI, YOUR BODY OVER-HEALING IS ACTUALLY SO NASTY

ELIIIIII OMFGGGGG IM SO HAPPY YOUR BACK BUT AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TEN TIMES MORE FUCKED BECAUSE GABRIEL CAN NOW CONTROL YOU

Rios, please call June. Dr. Gray is literally turning everyone into zombie marionettes that he can bend at his will

OMG WAIT SO HES THE DIRECTOR NOW?? Bro we just keep getting more and more fucked

OMG WE ARE GOING BACK TO LOCKLAND HELL YEAH

VICTOR STOP NO NO NO WE ARE NOT DOING SUICIDE FRIEND FUCK NO

“It was a set up, the whole place rigged to blow the moment they went in. Which was, if nothing else, irrevocable proof that Vale was not a ghost. he was real, and he was out there, and he was fucking with them.”

HA Vic is a smart, what do you expect 🤷‍♀️ he’s trying to cover his trail

Gabriel. Stay away from Victor. HES NOT A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT (well technically he is but that’s besides the point)

Idk why but I really like how Gabriel’s mind ticks (I feel like I’m gonna regret somewhat liking him)

Okay I know I still got over 400 pages to go but Schwab, why are you making me doubt Eli’s appearance? Like just based on plot and how your setting up, I only have one idea on how Eli’s gonna pop into the story but I really am scared about what that entails (God damn it Gabriel)

Victor did say in the previous book that if he reached past the 4 minute threshold, it would start having side effects to his cognitive abilities and his mind in general.

And now he’s actually starting to lose his mind to these hallucinations to the point he’s actually answering back. SCHWAB WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME THIS ISNT FUNNY

I understand what she meant by a little bit of Wandavision now but dudeeeeee we are so fuckeddddd

Oh my god. Gabriel has a combination of Sydney AND Serena’s powers. Ha oh we are so fucked

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck Victor, you gotta stop hallucinating man it’s not funnyyyy

Gabriel, you make me very very curious

IM ALREADY FUCKING PACING IN MY ROOM SCHWAB YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

Bro can everyone stopped getting drugged like god damn

“The true number was closer to fifty, but Eli didn’t say so.”

Eli, killing almost 50 people isn’t something to proud of 😭

Damn Eli, you killed 39 people? See I lowkey forgot about that lol

“‘And so the angel trades Hell for Purgatory.’”

Eli, you really gotta stop hallucinating Victor. It really isn’t healthy 🤷‍♀️