Jasmine’s Reviews > Victorious > Status Update

So I’m starting to doubt that my two requests for the book are gonna happen which is totally okay cuz lowkey this book is still gonna get a 5 star review from me but just a little sad that I won’t get either of them

Victor, your such a fucking dad I love you lmao

FUCK NO WAY ELI JUST CONFESSED TO MISSING HIS BEST FRIEND AKA VICTOR VALE

IM GOING NUTS BRO THIS ISNT FUNNY SCHWAB YOU CANT TAUNT ME WITH MY SECOND BIGGEST SHIP

Oh boy, Victor is coming out to play just nobody tell Eli

“*When is murder not an act of violence? When it’s an act of mercy.* Eli smiled. Loopholes.”

HOLY FUCK ELIIII I KNEW YOUD FIND A WAY

UM IS THAT THE WANDAVISION ELEMENT?? BUT WHOS DOING THAT? IT CANT BE SERENA RIGHT?

BRO IF SERENA IS BACK, ELI IS GONNA HAVE A FUCKING FIELD DAY HOLY SHIT

BRO OFC ELI YOUR FIRST QUESTION IS “Where is Victor?”

Your actually so gay bro but honestly Eli, great question cuz we haven’t seen Victor at ALL in the present

BRO STOP ELI WHY ARE YOU HELPING TO HUNT SYDNEY (tbh idk how much control you in that tho)

Hopefully Goodreads isn’t registering the fact I accidentally hit the ratings button… anyways

Man I didn’t even clock all the biblical references until Eli mentioned them