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James Bond is a fuck ass, sexist, stupid bum in this book wtf. This ain’t my Bond. I’ll stick to the movies.

Only decent part is the Texas glaze: “Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas.”

Oh, and Mads Mikkelsen ofc 😮‍💨🤤

“I do not beat you because I hate you. I beat you because I care for you. Do you think I perform these acts with hands swollen and bloody in a state of madness?”

Jesus f Christ

Idk why I’m shocked at the racism

Girls are fighting

For some little time his eyes rested thoughtfully upon the sinewy forearm and wrist all dotted and scarred with innumerable puncture-marks. Finally he thrust the sharp point home, pressed down the tiny piston, and sank back into the velvet-lined arm-chair with a long sigh of satisfaction. Pt 2

Bro is already writing better. That first paragraph? Queen take a bow

Sherlock Holmes took his bottle from the corner of the mantel- piece and his hypodermic syringe from its neat morocco case. With his long, white, nervous fingers he adjusted the delicate needle, and rolled back his left shirt-cuff. Ok eat

Why am I reading this…

Lord save my soul

What the actual hell am I reading

What the fuck is actually happening

No fucking way… Dove has been dead the whole time GAGGHH and the author did such a good job sprinkling little hints of it SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING AHHHH

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?! WHO IS DEAD DOVE OR THOMAS?? WHAT IS EVEN REAL OH MY GOD GUYS WHATS HAPPENING

WAIT IM GAGGED, THOMAS IS WHY ANDREW PUT HIS HAND THROUGH THE MIRROR BUT ANDREW DOESNT REMEMBER??? GAGGED I NEED TO KNOW

The gay aura in this is making my sick heart explode

The Superman reference, a roommate named Lana Lang, caught me so off guard lmaoo

The writing is beautiful. It completely sucks you in but I’m tired of Kei and Hana having the same conversation over and over again. She says to leave he refuses and they keep going back-and-forth.

It’s been three pages and holy shit Hazel is such a bitch. Like, she’s mad at her husband for getting her pregnant (it’s a two way thing??), she’s mad that he’s looking up articles to be a good dad (girl what), and she’s mad that he wants to go to therapy 😭 I’m so over her nonsense bruh, actually might just drop the book