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Carmen
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James Bond is the most annoying fucking man I’ve ever read in my life. “This silly bitch.” “These blithering women who thought they could do a man’s work. Why the hell couldn’t they stay at home and mind their pots and pans and stick to their frocks and gossip and leave men’s work to the men.”
Least characteristic bum I’ve ever read. So different from the movies… overhyped
— 21 hours, 6 min ago
Least characteristic bum I’ve ever read. So different from the movies… overhyped
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Carmen
is on page 85 of 189
The only reason I’m continuing to read this is because I’m imagining a gay romance because James Bond and Le Chiffre. It’s insufferable otherwise, and the ironic enemies to lovers concept is funny enough for me to keep reading
— May 21, 2026 09:57PM
Carmen
is on page 55 of 189
James Bond is a fuck ass, sexist, stupid bum in this book wtf. This ain’t my Bond. I’ll stick to the movies.
Only decent part is the Texas glaze: “Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas.”
Oh, and Mads Mikkelsen ofc 😮💨🤤
— May 20, 2026 08:10PM
Only decent part is the Texas glaze: “Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas.”
Oh, and Mads Mikkelsen ofc 😮💨🤤
