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I love them, your honor 😩

“You think dying changed you? Just wait. I’m going to f*cking ruin you.”

“You already did a long time ago.”

“Oh, little menace. Let me show you what ruin really is.”

😈🔥

“I learned early that Cason Bellrose believes the world is fundamentally understandable, even when it’s cruel. That if you gather enough data, trace enough variables, you can eventually make sense of what happened. That belief is going to hurt him.”

Chapter 58? An absolute masterpiece. ❤️‍🩹

SAY SIKE RN 😭😭😭😭😭💔

“Do you think we’ll be like them?”

“Yeah. I do.”

😭♥️

“They’re called thorns, and they’re really sharp. Daddy cuts them off so Mummy and Emmie can smell the flowers without getting hurt.”

“Don’t they hurt you when they do that? Your hands are a lot bigger than ours?”

“Sometimes if I’m not careful, but practice makes perfect. When you’re older and you fall in love, I’ll teach your husband how to do it. This way you never get hurt.”

😭💔

“She’s special.”

“She is. But so are you.”

😩🤌🏼

“Only idiots romanticize summer in Florida. There’s nothing appealing about sweating from every orifice, collecting sand in every crevice, while roasting like a rotisserie chicken under the universe’s megawatt heat lamp.”

💀 TRUE

Oh, I feel so at home here 😈

“I don’t hate you. I’m f*cking obsessed with you.” 😮‍💨

Sheeeeeeeesh 😮‍💨

“I want your surrender. Give it to me.”

This man’s mouth will indeed be the death of me. WE’VE BEEN ROOTING FOR YOU, KING!

Called it 🫵🏼