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This shit is 🎵the woooooorst🎵

Ngl I skimmed most of this

Ah yes I have to save the world but first I must unwind in Paris which it turns out is stupid and bad and so I went to Dublin instead and it was way better and only lasted three paragraphs!

Why am I reading chapters full of word salad

I love that not only does the world treat Theresa like a literal second coming of Christ, she also treats herself the same way.

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Haha what the fuck is happening to Johnny 👁️👄👁️

Well. Appendix C at least gives some hope that he’s coming out. Maybe he’s not sentenced to death.

Does Navy die in the house? They called his letter the last letter. And Johnny. Goddamn. Just an absolute wreck.

Oh Tom.

I am staring into the abyss and it whispers back to me that I will never understand the dread, truly.

Oooaaahhhhhhhgh I hate this in the best way possible. I’ve never felt this way reading a book before.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Jed killed by Holloway and Holloway being shut away in this hall of doors. And we don’t even know if Wax is ok or going to make it. And Johnny isn’t even around anymore apparently he disappeared. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 🥺

We’re getting into peekaboo territory aren’t we.

Oh my GOD compasses don’t work in the house. Jesus.

I read Johnny’s father’s obituary and mother’s letters as well. God damn it all.

Not him going and getting fucking LOST IN THERE!!!!! Also, nice Schlage reference. Glad Navy is at least trying to appease Karen and keep the kids out. Aauuugghhhh whyyyyyy does he have to go in though!!!!!

Oh my god what has happened to these kids. If Zampanò does not hurry up and tell us what the fuck happened I’m gonna throw up.

So the footnotes are not only interesting and important, narratively, but now we’re seeing them being tampered with maybe? We can assume footnote 44 is finished “right before he was killed” but no translation… hmm…

I hate this book so much but I’m having the time of my life.

What the fuck have I gotten myself into with this.

Ok not what I meant by “take care of Cleopatra” but okay I guess. Also Jesus Christ the sex Anne Rice was having must’ve been terrible if it was always just straight to PIV. Every single sex scene is just straight there. Lady needed better loving in her life.

Jesus Christ can someone please take care of Cleopatra already?????

Okay.

Well. At least Henry’s dead.

Ok I see we’re finally getting to the part where we discuss how messed up it is that we disturbed the buried dead and displayed them for the world to see like some kind of circus freak show.

Anne Rice had a bad sex life if her idea of hot sex was undressing and immediately going to PIV.