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About to be dead to the world until I finish this series because omfg

This is moving way too slow I’m sorry like please stop fucking in the dirty ass prison and go get out there and save your people??? Also stop lying to each other?!?!

“It was a hand that one wouldn’t want to have choking their throat”


Girl speak for yourself 😂

Ok but making your student assistants cook and serve wine at a private function in your home is ridiculous

Lmao not my costar telling me to pick a new book today that’s hilarious

Going to give bardugo another chance since this series is completely different than the other one I suffered through

She really had to go and ruin the ending with another pregnancy moment that was also pretty manipulative??? Honestly that’s pretty disgusting of Hoover not gonna lie like I was here for it until she pulled the tropes and the oh we’re all a family now nonsense

OK, I’m not going to lie. I am fully locked in.

Ok but why am I liking this lol 😂

Ok already at the beginning it is clear to me whatever romance this book possesses will likely be so vanilla. Literally like choking as gateway to “even more dangerous sexual perversions”?

I have never read a book by Colleen Hoover but based on the things I’ve seen floating around on her books I’m ready for this to suck so much that I actually manage to lose a couple brain cells. I’ve been thinking too much anyway so can’t hurt to try

“Over that part of the prophecy.”……?! Rococo which part should we agonize over then?!