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Locke lamora here I come!!

CALLLLLED ITTTTT. What did I say? HES totally ares kid bro especially in that fight scene like are we kidding
Yeah he’s fat but wtvr it’s a Jean Tannen kinda build he’s chunky but he’s jacked yk

‚what are thinking‘ is so real Rick

Leo is so baBYGIRL BE SO FR RN.

Yeah I started this at like 6:30 yesterday so what I’m at 100 pages

So are we just forgetting that you only have one dose of the antidote to the poison that’s slowly gonna kill you and there’s two of you????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭SCOTT LYNCH GOT ME AGAINUH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay Ezri and Jean are actually adorable

I am very disappointed in Rodanov. You could’ve been like buddy buddy with Jean but nooooo. Whatever nerd.

I can see Zamira and Locke getting tgtr but chances are low bc she kissed Rodanov on the cheek. And she has kids with an unknown father. So.

DOOFUS ALERTT. He told you bout the cats and how important they are but you forget them. Now there was a mutiny (never would have guessed) and a whole ship full of pirates just saw you butt naked. Nice job, Locke. Keep it up.

Started a fart joke tally. We‘ve got five so far

Fart joke number 3 - 4
P173: „Any man can fart in a closed room and say he controls the wind.“ and the other one is a response to that but seriously why are there so many fart jokes. There’s literally one on the first page.

I was promised a pirate love interest. Maybe even Sabetha. Where is she?????

„Six weeks, possibly seven.“ 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

Hi! What.

Locke just revealed his whole plan to the casino owner cuz he was cheating and cheaters get killed. Somehow he walked out. Still confused over that btw
Then this random guy basically enslaves him and orders him to do a job for him without pay or else the poison he slipped into their goblets would kill them. What is going on

Jean you’re a top dog. What a sugar daddy bc you’re doing all his work and bringing in money while he slacks off. Good for you for giving him that reality check lol

Why does he bring up farting so much. He was noticing how bad their luck was and he says, „Are we behind on our prayers? Did we fart in a temple or something?“ and then later on says „You’re farting our your mouth because you’re jealous.“ Locke. You’ve killed a man before. Why do we have the vocabulary of a six year old.

Okay somebody needs to kill William like right now

AHHHHH THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!!

Why are we stoning cats at thirty years old or smth
Why are we even doing it

BOOOO GET THESE GUYS OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!

CLOCK ITTYTTTT WILLIAM YOU TOTALLY DESERVED THAT YOU SICK BOOGER

William, you actually disgust me.

I live for monk drama

Fattest book I’ve ever seen

Idk what page I’m on but INEJ. WHAT ARE YOU DDOOOOIIINNNGGG😭😭😭😭😭😭 HES NIT LOOKING AT YOU BC HES BERVOUS. HER JUST CAME CLEAN AND YOU SAY NO???? WHAT

I SMELL ENEMIES TO LOVERSSSS
ALSO KAZ???? HELLO WHERE DID THAT FOME FROM?? „you, Inej. You.“ AHHHHHHH GET OUT THATS SO CUTE THATS AVTUALLY AFORABLE. Also the arguments w Nina and that one kid go hard. Speaking of kids SOXTEEN? NO MAAM NO THANK YOU

I gotbscared for a second but this is literally lies of Locke lamora but with magic

THEYRE SO CUTE