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Nahhh not the fortune teller being like “ur daughter finna be poor af sorry girl” to her mother 😭 I mean let her down easy at least please we’re being occupied by the French rn 🙏🏻

4.5 stars ⭐️ I just— dude somebody actually needs to get the FBI on this author man, they are genuinely not well. Ending was so messed up I had to take a minute to breathe. I felt so bad for Marcos for all the shitty people in his life but that is no excuse for everything he ended up doing, oh my lord. Also for some reason reading this kept putting me right to sleep, so I guess that’s comforting.

There is no good that comes out of this.

What… what is going on…

I have never been so continuously disgusted by anything ever! Hooray!

Whaaaaaaattttttt the actual fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkitttyyyyyy wuuucckkkkittyyyy

3.5 ⭐️ The most amount of technical talk in a book I’ve ever seen— not that I’m complaining. I just don’t think it fits well with the following slap-dash commentary that goes with it. Character ambition is a little all over the place but overall it’s a fun read!

At least she locks in enough to get the quirky Russian scientist

If Jazz ends up NOT imprisoned after accidentally almost killing everyone for the second time in a row I’m gonna break dance angrily

I’m so fucking sorry, but I’m getting a detailed explanation on how to weld in the vacuum of space, only to be interrupted to find out her ex did fucking WHAAAATTTTTTT with a FOURTEEEENNNN YEAR OLDDDDD?!?

Gunter did WHATTTTT with his stepsister???????

Okay yes sabotaging a company is cool and all but you kinda need them for air so can we please lock in gang 🥀

4.5 stars ⭐️ the writing in this is delicious, but the concepts are even more tasty. Office politics mean nothing in the apocalypse— or do they? Makes you realize how much we’d cling to capitalism and mundanity in the face of great change. Want to kiss the author so badly.

Oh okay!!! Yes let’s manipulate the manipulator!!

This is why we can’t let any men into a position of power during the apocalypse

Bob please stop being a cult leader I dislike it, you’re literally just a Redditor

EWWW STOP DONT LICK HER EAR LIKE THAT AGAIN

3.5 stars ⭐️ Was the writing arguably bad compared to other books I read? Yes, of course. Did I dislike quite a few decisions the author made? Yeah. Hated that Murderbot was childishly whiny, among other things. Will I buy and read the rest of the series because this is one of the only books that tackles a theme I love? Yes, absolutely, and I think because of that I can stand it. Also ART, my beloved, I need you

“The sexbot was standing on the other side of the door.” LET ‘EM IN, you, ART, and him are gonna make this a party 🎉

Forget Murderbot, I’m after ART now 😻

Thank god he left before they gave him a domestic life, bro cannot handle allat 🙏🏻

Good news! We’re bringing the murderous robot home with us!!

Oh yeah here’s our sophisticated murderbot— he’s shy tho 🤪

OK rocky start that makes me a little nervous, but it still has potential.

I honestly have no idea what to rate this book. Not that it was the most bizarre thing I’ve ever read, or the most simple concept— there’s just something about it that leaves me speechless, unable to grasp at anything. It both made perfect sense and no sense at all. Makes me want to look death in the face with anger, too, and wonder what it would be like if I had never known men.

OK so not backrooms but giving passive oddness like the backrooms do so it’s a yay for me

When in doubt, wlw

Bro are they in the backrooms 😭

How on earth are you able to count your heart beats