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claire :) is 70% done with What Is Wrong with Men: Patriarchy, the Crisis of Masculinity, and How (Of Course) Michael Douglas Films Explain Everything

the barbie monologue for men

— Aug 22, 2026 02:07PM Add a comment

What Is Wrong with Men: Patriarchy, the Crisis of Masculinity, and How (Of Course) Michael Douglas Films Explain Everything

claire :) is 13% done with Down the Drain

SHE WAS ELEVEN!!!!! ELEVEN?????? HELLO????

— Jul 21, 2026 02:31PM Add a comment

claire :) is 80% done with Swordheart (Swordheart, #1)

angrily shaking my fist at spotify for not allowing me to finish this book for 10 more days

— Jul 17, 2026 10:27PM Add a comment

claire :) is 53% done with Canticle

I’m bored!! I think I’m gonna DNF

— Jul 14, 2026 12:54AM Add a comment

claire :) is 23% done with Camp Damascus

so far this seems to be such a perfect pivot from pride month to summerween 👹

— Jul 05, 2026 01:33AM Add a comment

claire :) is 43% done with Sunburn

I NEED TO BE WITH A WOMAN GAWWWWWWDUH

— Jun 27, 2026 03:35PM Add a comment

claire :) is 42% done with Devout: Losing My Faith to Find Myself

I hate Jeff Archuletta
I hope he hits every red light while in a hurry for the rest of his life

— May 30, 2026 03:15PM Add a comment

claire :) is 79% done with Divine Rivals (Letters of Enchantment, #1)

WHY ARE WE MOVING SO FKN FAST

— May 17, 2026 05:29PM Add a comment

Divine Rivals (Letters of Enchantment, #1)

claire :) is 10% done with Yesteryear

i’m hooked

— Apr 21, 2026 01:36AM Add a comment

claire :) is 51% done with Theo of Golden

the ratings for this are so phenomenal so I’m very hopeful the second half of this sells it (I’m bored 😕)

— Apr 12, 2026 09:52PM Add a comment

claire :) is 4% done with A Good Person

20 min in snd I’ve already giggled multiple times

— Apr 03, 2026 05:01PM Add a comment

claire :) is 60% done with How to Read a Book

now how on earth did the author land on this for the title

— Mar 31, 2026 03:08AM Add a comment

claire :) added a status update

sorry for spamming but I had to edit all of my reviews to fit my new format 🙂‍↕️

— Mar 28, 2026 04:04PM Add a comment

claire :) is 83% done with Bel Canto

why did the smut have to be statutory 😔

— Jan 22, 2026 08:38PM Add a comment

claire :) is 41% done with Bel Canto

stories where people are stuck somewhere and mostly safe are so intriguing to me because I’m constantly wondering how I would be reacting/behaving in this scenario

— Jan 19, 2026 09:40PM Add a comment

claire :) is 51% done with Lightbreakers

this is so devastating it’s making me sick to my stomach

— Jan 15, 2026 07:53PM Add a comment

claire :) is 10% done with Graveyard Shift

this sounds like it was read by AI because the inflection is so off

— Jan 10, 2026 02:51AM Add a comment

claire :) added a status update

sorry for the update bomb to all 6 of my friends <3

— Jan 09, 2026 11:25PM Add a comment

claire :) is 62% done with Endling

thinking being in a war zone makes me sick

— Jan 08, 2026 10:43PM Add a comment

claire :) is 17% done with Endling

I forsee a 5 star in her future 🔮

— Jan 07, 2026 09:30PM Add a comment

claire :) is 59% done with The Winter King (Weathermages of Mystral, #1)

in my head this looks like house of the dragon x barbie magic of pegasus

— Dec 27, 2025 01:54AM Add a comment

claire :) is 34% done with The Winter King (Weathermages of Mystral, #1)

round two:
he’s a lot less off putting than I remember
I’m just scared of masculine men

— Dec 23, 2025 11:55PM Add a comment

claire :) is 58% done with Come Together: The Science (and Art!) of Creating Lasting Sexual Connections

chapter 6 is a crash course in couples therapy

— Dec 21, 2025 12:05AM Add a comment

Come Together: The Science (and Art!) of Creating Lasting Sexual Connections

claire :) is 55% done with The Everlasting

oh this is SO SO GOOD!!! THE LAYERS

— Nov 19, 2025 12:08AM Add a comment

claire :) is 40% done with The Everlasting

oh FUCK this is good

— Nov 18, 2025 10:30PM Add a comment

claire :) is 17% done with The Night Guest

oh so this is about me

— Nov 14, 2025 02:56PM Add a comment

claire :) is 97% done with Hazelthorn

I stopped paying attention at 80% idcccccccc

— Nov 12, 2025 11:05PM Add a comment

claire :) is 75% done with Hazelthorn

very marauders coded

— Nov 12, 2025 09:33PM Add a comment

claire :) is 81% done with Witchcraft for Wayward Girls

I was right 😐 I want this to be over but not badly enough to DNF

— Nov 04, 2025 07:14PM Add a comment

claire :) is 52% done with Witchcraft for Wayward Girls

this feels like it should be like 80% done by now and I have a feeling this is gonna draaaaaaaaag

— Nov 03, 2025 08:16PM Add a comment

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