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claire :)
claire :) is 19% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
ofc an opossum is the child of the devil
— 14 hours, 26 min ago Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

claire :)
claire :) is 90% done with Buzzard
“he’s gonna get unalived” HAS to be a missed revision
— Sep 27, 2026 09:46PM Add a comment
Buzzard

claire :)
claire :) is 48% done with Buzzard
“we”re all gargling the dick of collapsed capitalism” riiiiiight riiight 🙂‍↕️
— Sep 27, 2026 05:13PM Add a comment
Buzzard

claire :)
claire :) is 45% done with In the Dream House
“the weight you need to lose is 105 pounds, and blonde, and sitting in the waiting room with an annoyed expression on her face” 🫪 GAGGED
— Sep 26, 2026 03:54PM Add a comment
In the Dream House

claire :)
claire :) is 21% done with Aphrodite
the nicknames are driving me insane
— Sep 15, 2026 11:51PM Add a comment
Aphrodite

claire :)
claire :) is 87% done with Paradise Logic
female narrator knew what the fuck to do
— Sep 10, 2026 08:04PM Add a comment
Paradise Logic

claire :)
claire :) is 20% done with Paradise Logic
this is insane HAHA
— Sep 09, 2026 12:17AM Add a comment
Paradise Logic

claire :)
claire :) is 33% done with Nothing Tastes as Good
stepdad witholding food as a means of punishment 🤠 this is eerily topical 🫥
— Sep 06, 2026 07:35PM Add a comment
Nothing Tastes as Good


claire :)
claire :) is 13% done with Down the Drain
SHE WAS ELEVEN!!!!! ELEVEN?????? HELLO????
— Jul 21, 2026 02:31PM Add a comment
Down the Drain

claire :)
claire :) is 80% done with Swordheart (Swordheart, #1)
angrily shaking my fist at spotify for not allowing me to finish this book for 10 more days
— Jul 17, 2026 10:27PM Add a comment
Swordheart (Swordheart, #1)

claire :)
claire :) is 53% done with Canticle
I’m bored!! I think I’m gonna DNF
— Jul 14, 2026 12:54AM Add a comment
Canticle

claire :)
claire :) is 23% done with Camp Damascus
so far this seems to be such a perfect pivot from pride month to summerween 👹
— Jul 05, 2026 01:33AM Add a comment
Camp Damascus

claire :)
claire :) is 43% done with Sunburn
I NEED TO BE WITH A WOMAN GAWWWWWWDUH
— Jun 27, 2026 03:35PM Add a comment
Sunburn

claire :)
claire :) is 42% done with Devout: Losing My Faith to Find Myself
I hate Jeff Archuletta
I hope he hits every red light while in a hurry for the rest of his life
— May 30, 2026 03:15PM Add a comment
Devout: Losing My Faith to Find Myself

claire :)
claire :) is 79% done with Divine Rivals (Letters of Enchantment, #1)
WHY ARE WE MOVING SO FKN FAST
— May 17, 2026 05:29PM Add a comment
Divine Rivals (Letters of Enchantment, #1)

claire :)
claire :) is 10% done with Yesteryear
i’m hooked
— Apr 21, 2026 01:36AM Add a comment
Yesteryear

claire :)
claire :) is 51% done with Theo of Golden
the ratings for this are so phenomenal so I’m very hopeful the second half of this sells it (I’m bored 😕)
— Apr 12, 2026 09:52PM Add a comment
Theo of Golden

claire :)
claire :) is 4% done with A Good Person
20 min in snd I’ve already giggled multiple times
— Apr 03, 2026 05:01PM Add a comment
A Good Person

claire :)
claire :) is 60% done with How to Read a Book
now how on earth did the author land on this for the title
— Mar 31, 2026 03:08AM Add a comment
How to Read a Book

claire :)
claire :) added a status update
sorry for spamming but I had to edit all of my reviews to fit my new format 🙂‍↕️
— Mar 28, 2026 04:04PM Add a comment

claire :)
claire :) is 83% done with Bel Canto
why did the smut have to be statutory 😔
— Jan 22, 2026 08:38PM Add a comment
Bel Canto

claire :)
claire :) is 41% done with Bel Canto
stories where people are stuck somewhere and mostly safe are so intriguing to me because I’m constantly wondering how I would be reacting/behaving in this scenario
— Jan 19, 2026 09:40PM Add a comment
Bel Canto

claire :)
claire :) is 51% done with Lightbreakers
this is so devastating it’s making me sick to my stomach
— Jan 15, 2026 07:53PM Add a comment
Lightbreakers

claire :)
claire :) is 10% done with Graveyard Shift
this sounds like it was read by AI because the inflection is so off
— Jan 10, 2026 02:51AM Add a comment
Graveyard Shift

claire :)
claire :) added a status update
sorry for the update bomb to all 6 of my friends <3
— Jan 09, 2026 11:25PM Add a comment

claire :)
claire :) is 62% done with Endling
thinking being in a war zone makes me sick
— Jan 08, 2026 10:43PM Add a comment
Endling

claire :)
claire :) is 17% done with Endling
I forsee a 5 star in her future 🔮
— Jan 07, 2026 09:30PM Add a comment
Endling

claire :)
claire :) is 59% done with The Winter King (Weathermages of Mystral, #1)
in my head this looks like house of the dragon x barbie magic of pegasus
— Dec 27, 2025 01:54AM Add a comment
The Winter King (Weathermages of Mystral, #1)

claire :)
claire :) is 34% done with The Winter King (Weathermages of Mystral, #1)
round two:
he’s a lot less off putting than I remember
I’m just scared of masculine men
— Dec 23, 2025 11:55PM Add a comment
The Winter King (Weathermages of Mystral, #1)

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